My life is great, it's just the people who I have trouble with the most! Especially that bastard Skeletor! He makes my life so difficult even though I live in a luxurious double wide and drive a '70 Cadillac Eldorado! Sure, it's rusty and smelly, and it only goes 50 miles per hour, and gets 5 miles to the gallon, but the front wheel drive helps me drive through the snow! Haha! I have it so good! I don't have to take those pesky meds those crazy doctors are always prescribing me to feel good! I hate myself! I wish I could die! Goddamn it so much! Go to hell, Skeletor! You go to hell and DIE! Wahahahahahahaha!
Please understand, I'm just an autistic savant. I became an autistic savant after some bastard hit me in the head with a brick because I stole all of his Xanax! I can motherfuckin' PAINT you assholes! I paint all the goddamned time! I'm never going to show my talents to you peons because I'm simply too grand to do so! Haha! Hahaha! Hahahaha! Damn you, Skeletor for making my life shitty as hell!