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Offline Phallacy

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How to get a smokin' hot girlfriend.
« on: February 28, 2012, 10:10:37 PM »


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Re: How to get a smokin' hot girlfriend.
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2012, 10:16:46 PM »
Didn't finish watching it.  I'm assuming his method is to get the girl so dizzy she will fall into his arms?  I hope the camera was cordless or else he's winding himself up for a fall.
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Re: How to get a smokin' hot girlfriend.
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2012, 11:07:30 PM »


I highly doubt a woman has ever been in that shithole.
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Re: How to get a smokin' hot girlfriend.
« Reply #3 on: February 29, 2012, 05:35:09 AM »
 :agreed:

He sounds serious, but it must be sarcastic.
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Re: How to get a smokin' hot girlfriend.
« Reply #4 on: February 29, 2012, 07:43:36 AM »
get rich

and get plastic surgery, although that one isn't as important



















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Re: How to get a smokin' hot girlfriend.
« Reply #5 on: February 29, 2012, 02:08:36 PM »
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Re: How to get a smokin' hot girlfriend.
« Reply #6 on: February 29, 2012, 02:39:56 PM »
Something tells me that's pentagram.

I really hope I'm not stating the obvious here.  :laugh:
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Re: How to get a smokin' hot girlfriend.
« Reply #7 on: February 29, 2012, 03:26:45 PM »
Quote from: Squidusa on February 29, 2012, 02:39:56 PM
Something tells me that's pentagram.

I really hope I'm not stating the obvious here.  :laugh:

No, the accent is wrong and the apartment doesn't look like his (don't ask how I know, I just do.)
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Re: How to get a smokin' hot girlfriend.
« Reply #8 on: February 29, 2012, 05:28:05 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on February 29, 2012, 03:26:45 PM
Quote from: Squidusa on February 29, 2012, 02:39:56 PM
Something tells me that's pentagram.

I really hope I'm not stating the obvious here.  :laugh:

No, the accent is wrong and the apartment doesn't look like his (don't ask how I know, I just do.)
slut.  :P
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Re: How to get a smokin' hot girlfriend.
« Reply #9 on: February 29, 2012, 05:50:40 PM »
 :laugh:

As long as you don't call her "babe".
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Re: How to get a smokin' hot girlfriend.
« Reply #10 on: February 29, 2012, 05:56:44 PM »
Nope, it's not me. Because I wouldn't openly bash Super Mario World. :green:
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Re: How to get a smokin' hot girlfriend.
« Reply #11 on: February 29, 2012, 08:38:40 PM »
Fits with this guy's dopinion. dopey opinion = dopinion

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Re: How to get a smokin' hot girlfriend.
« Reply #12 on: February 29, 2012, 09:28:01 PM »
Quote from: Serpent Throne on February 29, 2012, 05:56:44 PM
Nope, it's not me. Because I wouldn't openly bash Super Mario World. :green:

Oh now , I didn't see that.

I take that back then  :laugh:
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Re: How to get a smokin' hot girlfriend.
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2012, 11:42:57 PM »
That guy sounds like my cousin!
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Re: How to get a smokin' hot girlfriend.
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2012, 05:42:39 AM »
Quote from: Genesis on March 02, 2012, 11:42:57 PM
That guy sounds like my cousin!

Does it look like his basement?
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