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What would your Autobiography be titled?
« on: February 28, 2012, 07:41:01 PM »
The funniest one i have seen
'Memoirs of a Japanese Chicken Sexer in 1935'

that takes some beating!
i dunno what mine would be but sarcastic for sure!
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Re: What would your Autobiography be titled?
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2012, 10:46:23 PM »
" she had a heart of gold, and her showers were always golden"
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Re: What would your Autobiography be titled?
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2012, 10:48:37 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on February 28, 2012, 07:41:01 PM
The funniest one i have seen
'Memoirs of a Japanese Chicken Sexer in 1935'

that takes some beating!
i dunno what mine would be but sarcastic for sure!

That's probably not sarcastic, BTW.

My dad worked at a hatchery for awhile and there were some Japanese men who came in and sexed the chicks because sexed chicks sold for much more than straight run chicks.  Sexing chicks involved turning their cloaca almost inside out by the way my dad described it.
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Re: What would your Autobiography be titled?
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2012, 11:06:56 PM »
this reminds me of the time someone asked my mom what she would want written on her gravestone and she said, "I told you I was sick."
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Re: What would your Autobiography be titled?
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2012, 11:10:37 PM »


Quote from: Callaway on February 28, 2012, 10:48:37 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on February 28, 2012, 07:41:01 PM
The funniest one i have seen
'Memoirs of a Japanese Chicken Sexer in 1935'

that takes some beating!
i dunno what mine would be but sarcastic for sure!

That's probably not sarcastic, BTW.

My dad worked at a hatchery for awhile and there were some Japanese men who came in and sexed the chicks because sexed chicks sold for much more than straight run chicks.  Sexing chicks involved turning their cloaca almost inside out by the way my dad described it.


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Re: What would your Autobiography be titled?
« Reply #5 on: February 29, 2012, 12:56:52 AM »
Changing Paths
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Re: What would your Autobiography be titled?
« Reply #6 on: February 29, 2012, 01:11:02 AM »
'Always Trying.....very Trying' :zoinks:


cbc would be 'weebles wobbled but didn't fall down' :cbc:
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Re: What would your Autobiography be titled?
« Reply #7 on: February 29, 2012, 02:32:10 AM »
"Read This"
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Re: What would your Autobiography be titled?
« Reply #8 on: February 29, 2012, 07:40:34 AM »
adam preston, the life and crimes of
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Re: What would your Autobiography be titled?
« Reply #9 on: February 29, 2012, 08:48:07 AM »
Don't throw that away it might be useful
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Re: What would your Autobiography be titled?
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2012, 11:22:03 PM »
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Re: What would your Autobiography be titled?
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2012, 12:43:16 AM »
Accidentally like a martyr.
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Re: What would your Autobiography be titled?
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Re: What would your Autobiography be titled?
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2012, 03:19:20 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on February 29, 2012, 01:11:02 AM
'Always Trying.....very Trying' :zoinks:
Sounds like mine'd have to be! Possibly, extremely trying....
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Re: What would your Autobiography be titled?
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2012, 05:45:26 AM »
"Trainwreck"  :thumbup:
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