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purposefulinsanity

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Happy Birthday Diesel
« on: November 13, 2006, 07:04:33 PM »
Happy 1st birthday, aren't you a little young for Intensity?? :laugh:


 :birthday:

(I realise I'm a little early going by your time but its the 14th already here).
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Re: Happy Birthday Diesel
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2006, 08:12:30 PM »
Happy Birthday, Diesel!


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Re: Happy Birthday Diesel
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2006, 08:28:27 PM »
I think his birthday is in January.
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Re: Happy Birthday Diesel
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2006, 08:32:14 PM »
January 21 to be exact :green:.  He'll be 34.
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Re: Happy Birthday Diesel
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2006, 08:49:18 PM »
Quote from: shima on November 13, 2006, 08:32:14 PM
January 21 to be exact :green:.  He'll be 34.

He says that his birthday is 11-14-2005 in his profile.   :laugh:
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Re: Happy Birthday Diesel
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2006, 11:36:32 PM »
Quote from: shima on November 13, 2006, 08:32:14 PM
January 21 to be exact :green:.  He'll be 34.

His birthday is a week after mine then.
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Re: Happy Birthday Diesel
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2006, 04:19:05 AM »
Quote from: shima on November 13, 2006, 08:28:27 PM
I think his birthday is in January.

Well I'm glad I didn't bake him a cake  :laugh:
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Re: Happy Birthday Diesel
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2006, 05:17:35 AM »
Why Thankyou.

Yes, my actual id on 1/21.........11/14/05 is the day I decided I'm AS.

Being I'm only 1 year old, who wants to change my diaper?
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Re: Happy Birthday Diesel
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2006, 05:20:55 AM »
Oh I see, happy AS day then  I'll pass on the diaper changing, I've done plenty of those already- perhaps mcj will though he could use the practice  :laugh:
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Re: Happy Birthday Diesel
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2006, 06:04:49 AM »
It all makes perfect sense, now. Happy AS day little one.
I can change one mean diaper myself, if anyone needs a baby sitter. I remember the learning curve being very steep. I'll never forget the first lesson that caught my attention: my infant son shot a straightline stream across the room hitting a sunny window and made a little pee rainbow in the shafts of bright light coming in the window. "That's MY boy!" came tumbling out of my mouth, for no reason that I can understand. The power of the stream and the spectacular beauty of the rainbow was so impressive, I could do nothing , but watch in awe.

Lesson number two, literally and figuratively, was never ever, EVER check a diaper with your fingers, before morning coffee.
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Re: Happy Birthday Diesel
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2006, 06:10:28 AM »
My eldest used to pee almost everytime you opened his nappy, and he did hit me with it on more than one occasion.  The worst nappy incident was with my then new born daughter- 2 minutes before all the family were due to arrive to meet her I decided to change her and she decided to fire yellow new born crap all over me, continuing to change her with that on my cheek was not a pleasant task   :puke:
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Re: Happy Birthday Diesel
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2006, 07:12:47 AM »
Quote from: Diesel on November 14, 2006, 05:17:35 AM
Why Thankyou.

Yes, my actual id on 1/21.........11/14/05 is the day I decided I'm AS.

Being I'm only 1 year old, who wants to change my diaper?

i will, i need a little practice on a boy.
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Re: Happy Birthday Diesel
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2006, 08:55:03 AM »
Its not that different to changing a girl really except that boys tend to pee more mid change- just make sure you give him a few seconds once you've opened the nappy to decide if he's going to try pee on you or not (that way you can just put the nappy straight back down if he decides to go for it).  Oh and make sure his penis is pointing down before you fasten the new nappy otherwise he'll pee right out of the top of it.  (Yeah I realise you probably didn't really want advice but I was bored).
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Re: Happy Birthday Diesel
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2006, 11:06:34 AM »
Happy AS Day, Diesel! ;D

Want me to question your dx and let this thread be over and done with? ;D
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Re: Happy Birthday Diesel
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2006, 07:14:28 PM »
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