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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #585 on: December 20, 2012, 02:59:10 PM »


This one is especially funny because a bunch of people felt the need to comment on Facebook that this image is photoshopped.  No, really?  :facepalm2:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #586 on: December 20, 2012, 10:51:21 PM »
Oh, you mean, it really is photoshopped? It looked so real.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #587 on: December 21, 2012, 10:40:39 AM »
Quote from: Calavera on December 20, 2012, 10:51:21 PM
Oh, you mean, it really is photoshopped? It looked so real.

Earth exploded in 1972.  Didn't they cover this in history class?  :dunno:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #588 on: December 21, 2012, 05:40:43 PM »
This is the Matrix.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #589 on: December 22, 2012, 03:54:49 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #590 on: December 23, 2012, 01:29:50 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #591 on: December 23, 2012, 01:33:15 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #592 on: December 23, 2012, 09:39:34 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #593 on: December 24, 2012, 04:01:27 PM »
Someone in my 14 year old daughters math class asked her what potatoes where made from
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #594 on: December 25, 2012, 08:36:28 PM »
Obviously they were made from two parent potatoes having buttsecks with each other.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #595 on: December 26, 2012, 04:09:08 AM »
Quote from: Parts on December 24, 2012, 04:01:27 PM
Someone in my 14 year old daughters math class asked her what potatoes where made from

I think it's a reasonably common failing, like with people who don't realise that fish are animals, and hence meat.  A lot of people don't have a clue what it is they're sticking in their mouths.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #596 on: December 26, 2012, 10:56:56 AM »
Quote from: Peter on December 26, 2012, 04:09:08 AM
Quote from: Parts on December 24, 2012, 04:01:27 PM
Someone in my 14 year old daughters math class asked her what potatoes where made from

I think it's a reasonably common failing, like with people who don't realise that fish are animals, and hence meat.  A lot of people don't have a clue what it is they're sticking in their mouths.

An employee of mine asked me if clams were vegan.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #597 on: December 26, 2012, 06:11:24 PM »


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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #598 on: December 26, 2012, 07:46:35 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
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Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #599 on: December 26, 2012, 07:48:00 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
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