make someone laugh, pt 2

[earthboundmisfit]

[Queen Victoria]

Following in the high tone footsteps of this topic, I present an announcement for those of us who are a "certain age."

   

NEW WINE FOR SENIORS



I kid you not... A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep.

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.


The new wine will be marketed as   

PINO MORE

I  HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE!!   

I just could not hold it in any longer!   

                  

[lutra]

Think you're doing it wrong..


 

[earthboundmisfit]

[El]

Looks like he's lifting with his back, not his legs.   

[lutra]

True, surely goes for lifting heavier things.. but think, a chick weighs less than an ounce. Don't worry, circle-head there will be fine. 

[Peter]

Fifty Shades of Grey for sale next to a special offer for Duracell batteries in Sainsburys.

http://www.londonspinonline.com/2012/07/sainsburys-sells-raunchy-book-fifty.html

[El]

Pssshhhh.  If you're using AA or AAA batteries in a high-drain device that you use often, you should go with rechargeables.

[Peter]

Pssshhhh.  If you're using AA or AAA batteries in a high-drain device that you use often, you should go with rechargeables.

If you can afford to keep buying alkalines, they give a higher voltage than NiMH (1.5v vs 1.2v), so electric motors will run faster.  I've got a whole bunch of NiMH batteries that won't power up my cameras anymore, since 1.2v is pretty borderline to start with and they've aged to the point where they can't supply enough voltage even when fully charged.

[lutra]

[El]

Pssshhhh.  If you're using AA or AAA batteries in a high-drain device that you use often, you should go with rechargeables.

If you can afford to keep buying alkalines, they give a higher voltage than NiMH (1.5v vs 1.2v), so electric motors will run faster.  I've got a whole bunch of NiMH batteries that won't power up my cameras anymore, since 1.2v is pretty borderline to start with and they've aged to the point where they can't supply enough voltage even when fully charged.

I know rechargeable have less voltage to them, but not all people need the highest possible RPMs on their vibrators to achieve climax. 

[Trigger 11]

I only use rechargeables! Less waste! I guess I don't need the higher RPMs for my vibrator!

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