This is pretty funny:
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + In Europe ugly children often gang-rape the elderly. In PM Today at 10:06:00 AM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + We all say HI. We all say HI DEATH. In PM Yesterday at 08:05:04 PM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + Bones rain down upon us; the remnants of our past. In PM Yesterday at 06:53:23 PM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + I own a lizard, a zebra, a hollowed out corpse, and a dolly. In PM Yesterday at 05:49:15 PM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + I tugged the goblins nose and he said "thank you." In PM Yesterday at 04:36:15 PM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + Rugged chairs cut me to ribbons on extra birthdays. In PM Yesterday at 03:16:49 PM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + I once thought I was ugly, then I realized I was hideous. In PM Yesterday at 02:05:41 PM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + Ghoulies are now appearing in a toilet near you. In PM Yesterday at 11:55:12 AM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + Funky turds dancing down my throat. In PM July 22, 2012, 08:23:58 PM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + I think we should all get a dozen genitals. In PM July 22, 2012, 06:53:16 PM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + Few people realize how fun strangling a dog can be. In PM July 22, 2012, 04:35:44 PM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + Yup, you guessed it - that's not butter. In PM July 22, 2012, 03:24:11 PM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + Thanks for exchanging brains so I could live in your body! In PM July 22, 2012, 01:59:16 PM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + I was going to vomit, but then I remembered to plus you. In PM July 22, 2012, 12:35:04 PM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + You bow down to my god and It rewards thee. In PM July 22, 2012, 11:25:10 AM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + Why is it that ugly people crawl out of my ass? In PM July 22, 2012, 10:03:52 AM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + Poisoned wine tastes so fine. In PM July 22, 2012, 08:39:39 AM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + When they picked me up, my limbs fell off. In PM July 22, 2012, 12:13:34 AM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + For making me lick the statue clean. And thrusting. In PM July 21, 2012, 11:10:36 PM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + Life is for the achievement! In PM July 21, 2012, 09:37:08 PM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + Only twenty clams swallowed my baby set of testicles. In PM July 21, 2012, 07:50:20 PM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + Jesus commanded me to kill muslims and plus you. In PM July 21, 2012, 06:46:52 PM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + It really moved me when you said, "I like butts." In PM July 21, 2012, 02:42:01 PM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + For handing me my hat. In PM July 21, 2012, 07:31:17 AM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + Drug related illnesses make up more than 100% of my face. In PM July 20, 2012, 08:07:06 PM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + I take life and all its many toilets seriously. In PM July 20, 2012, 07:03:02 PM
Pig (23) Captain_Cockstrong (164) + Robots need love too. In PM July 20, 2012, 04:23:38 PM
