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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #255 on: July 01, 2012, 09:45:15 PM »


What an odd place for buttons.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #256 on: July 02, 2012, 06:33:26 AM »
Those aren't buttons...she's not wearing a bra.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #257 on: July 02, 2012, 07:02:59 AM »
Quote from: Ceilidh on July 02, 2012, 06:33:26 AM
Those aren't buttons...she's not wearing a bra.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #258 on: July 03, 2012, 08:13:33 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #259 on: July 03, 2012, 12:51:28 PM »





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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #260 on: July 07, 2012, 08:21:14 AM »
Ad random..






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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #261 on: July 07, 2012, 06:05:56 PM »
Always a classic, though it wasn't meant to be funny, really.

"Carlo. Put your fingers like this. And then say: 'I can't eat the rice.'"

"I can't eat the rice."

"Eat shit then."

Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma - Il riso
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #262 on: July 08, 2012, 07:21:05 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #263 on: July 09, 2012, 10:12:30 AM »
A German joke. Clue: "wer" means "who" in German and is conjugated.

One night a werewolf went to a schoolteacher's grave and woke him up.

"Conjugate me", he said.

"Der Werwolf", said the good man.
"Des Weswolfs, genitiv so"
"Dem Wemwolf, dativ, as it's called."
"Den Wenwolf, and that's all".

Poor werewolf! He had wife and children, though! He went away in a disastrous mood. Well, there are many wolves, but wer just exists in singular.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #264 on: July 09, 2012, 10:51:51 AM »
Fascinating and intruging....no doubt. But means fuck to to me
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #265 on: July 09, 2012, 04:00:20 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #266 on: July 09, 2012, 04:00:34 PM »


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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #267 on: July 09, 2012, 04:00:43 PM »



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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #268 on: July 09, 2012, 08:05:27 PM »
Rita Hayworth Is Stayin' Alive

This makes me so happy.

Also, I want to mug her for that green dress.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #269 on: July 12, 2012, 08:02:48 PM »
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