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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #120 on: March 15, 2012, 05:53:36 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #121 on: March 15, 2012, 08:59:22 PM »
That was funny.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #122 on: March 15, 2012, 09:57:41 PM »
Why is that the only smart thing Ozzie Osbourne had to say, was to criticize Lady Gaga?

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #123 on: March 16, 2012, 05:20:05 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #124 on: March 22, 2012, 01:56:24 PM »
Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh
 

Vincent's dizzy aunt -------------------------------------- Verti Gogh

His brother who ate prunes------------------------- Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------------- U Gogh

His magician uncle -------------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin ------------------------------------ A Mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------------ Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach --------------- Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle ------------------------------------- Can't Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt -------------------------------- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle -------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh

The fruit-loving cousin -------------------------------------- Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------ Way-to-Gogh

The little bouncy nephew ----------------------------------- Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco---------------------------------- Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in an RV --- Winnie Bay Gogh


I saw you smiling . . .. There ya Gogh
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #126 on: March 25, 2012, 12:33:40 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #128 on: March 25, 2012, 06:00:34 PM »
That's awful.  :LOL:
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #129 on: March 25, 2012, 06:44:06 PM »
People are so unbelievably ignorant and cruel. No wonder I generally hate them.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #130 on: March 25, 2012, 07:18:13 PM »
Like I said. Evil side. But that's me in shit-stirring mode. There is  :-\ too.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #131 on: March 25, 2012, 08:00:51 PM »
I really do hate them! Evil people that is, like someone who ties a baloon and string around a birds necks. I hope they experience a similar fate one day, and same goes for anyone who thinks it's funny.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #132 on: March 25, 2012, 08:35:15 PM »
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #133 on: March 25, 2012, 08:43:11 PM »
I really do hate them! Evil people that is, like someone who ties a baloon and string around a birds necks. I hope they experience a similar fate one day, and same goes for anyone who thinks it's funny.

Hm. You're going to have to half hate me then.

That's ok. Someday we'll go at it for real. There's always the callout forum.

It would be ironic as all hell if I turned up facedown on a street corner one day with a "Get well soon!" balloon tied around my neck.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #134 on: March 25, 2012, 08:46:03 PM »
I really do hate them! Evil people that is, like someone who ties a baloon and string around a birds necks. I hope they experience a similar fate one day, and same goes for anyone who thinks it's funny.

Hm. You're going to have to half hate me then.

That's ok. Someday we'll go at it for real. There's always the callout forum.

It would be ironic as all hell if I turned up facedown on a street corner one day with a "Get well soon!" balloon tied around my neck.

Same. Matter of fact if I did die, and someone tied that baloon around my neck, i'd LOL and give them a ghost high five. :green:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"