Hilarious.
I actually only own one AR type weapon. A few other more useful semi-autos, but nothing crazy.
Most of my rifles are three or five shot bolt action, but all are scoped and accurate to minutes of angle at more than a hundred of yards out. Sure, I have a number of extremely high power sniper weapons if it comes to that.
I'd rather use them for long range game.
Oh, I'll be needing a bigger dog than our cute eight pound chiweenie who has all the dogs in the area, bullied from just sheer overload of personality. As much as I love him, I want a dog who can defend me from a bear, long enough to grab a rifle.