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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1140 on: January 09, 2016, 02:24:40 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1141 on: March 29, 2016, 02:19:03 PM »
Onesies for vacuumcleaners

Claims that a third of the Dutch kids younger than 6 years old is afraid of the vacuumcleaner. Not only afraid of the sound they make, also afraid of the appearance.

So, there is a solution.






The onesies will be available on the first of April.  :worship:
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1142 on: March 29, 2016, 05:10:56 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 29, 2016, 02:19:03 PM
Onesies for vacuumcleaners

Claims that a third of the Dutch kids younger than 6 years old is afraid of the vacuumcleaner. Not only afraid of the sound they make, also afraid of the appearance.

So, there is a solution.






The onesies will be available on the first of April.  :worship:

No, just HELL NO
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1143 on: March 29, 2016, 05:15:19 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 29, 2016, 05:10:56 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 29, 2016, 02:19:03 PM
Onesies for vacuumcleaners

Claims that a third of the Dutch kids younger than 6 years old is afraid of the vacuumcleaner. Not only afraid of the sound they make, also afraid of the appearance.

So, there is a solution.






The onesies will be available on the first of April.  :worship:

No, just HELL NO

I think it would make an awesome BD gift for this place. I2 will have it's BD on the day this product will be for sale.
Mark that date. It's providence.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1144 on: March 31, 2016, 05:36:10 AM »
  The mouse one scares me.  It's so ... big.  :hide:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1145 on: March 31, 2016, 09:14:04 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 31, 2016, 05:36:10 AM
  The mouse one scares me.  It's so ... big.  :hide:

It's not a mouse, it has a big grey trunk.

Do you know mice with big grey trunks?

What animal could it be? Grey, big ears, tusks, and a trunk? 
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1146 on: March 31, 2016, 07:58:24 PM »
A sabre tooth proboscis mouse.  :zoinks:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1147 on: April 01, 2016, 03:11:18 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on March 31, 2016, 07:58:24 PM
A sabre tooth proboscis mouse.  :zoinks:

Did not know gophers knew such unusual words.

I like the word proboscis.

Now I am missing Lit. He could tell about Elephantus cum proboscis.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1148 on: April 01, 2016, 03:46:34 PM »
The proboscis mouse is a real thing.  :orly:



I thought it was a mouse first too and the tube is the tail. Then I realized the tube is attached to the face because of the tube placement on the other animals.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1149 on: April 01, 2016, 04:49:03 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on April 01, 2016, 03:46:34 PM
The proboscis mouse is a real thing.  :orly:



I thought it was a mouse first too and the tube is the tail. Then I realized the tube is attached to the face because of the tube placement on the other animals.

Had to look them up.
Great, and the sengis come in different colours too.

I'd almost want them as a pet.  :LOL:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1150 on: April 02, 2016, 11:31:35 AM »
Lol, there's been a bunch of lists complied of April Fool's pranks that should actually be real.  Didn't see this in any yet but it belongs in one.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1151 on: April 02, 2016, 05:21:21 PM »
Did you intend to post an image?
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1152 on: July 20, 2016, 04:34:23 AM »
How long would this have taken? Its Hilarious







So much to love
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1153 on: July 20, 2016, 04:13:14 PM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on July 20, 2016, 04:34:23 AM
How long would this have taken? Its Hilarious







So much to love
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1154 on: July 29, 2016, 06:41:53 PM »

Changing the subject, but this is awesome!

My wife shops (too much, but who am I to judge, accounting for all my online activity and all) on Amazon frequently.

She found the best nightshirt ever.

It says, "If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, then I am going to need you to leave."

While she looks cute as hell wearing it, I smile every time I think of it and it is her that I think of, partly because she has always NEEDED this night Tee.

I love it.
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