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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #555 on: December 06, 2012, 04:09:40 AM »
















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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #556 on: December 06, 2012, 05:20:12 AM »
There should also be one for LEDs; you can buy bright, superbright, hyperbright and power LEDs, but I've never found ones being sold as kind of dim.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #557 on: December 06, 2012, 06:09:20 AM »
A penguin took his car to the mechanics as the tyre was flat. The mechanic was taking a while so he decided in the meantime to get an icecream. When he got back to the garage, the mechanic had finished with the car.
The mechanic looked up at him and said 'oh there you are. looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin blushed and said 'No i just had an icecream"
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #558 on: December 06, 2012, 08:30:16 PM »
I totally want this for Christmas:

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #559 on: December 07, 2012, 06:43:17 PM »
An oldie, but still a chuckle or two.

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements:
•Religion
•Royalty
•Sex
•Mystery

The prize-winning essay read:

"My God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #560 on: December 08, 2012, 11:54:10 AM »


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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #561 on: December 09, 2012, 12:52:13 PM »
To help with everyone's shopping:
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #562 on: December 09, 2012, 09:39:16 PM »


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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #563 on: December 11, 2012, 07:19:21 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #564 on: December 13, 2012, 06:00:31 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #565 on: December 13, 2012, 07:31:21 PM »


SPREAD HERPES FOR SCIENCE
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #566 on: December 13, 2012, 07:33:02 PM »
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #567 on: December 14, 2012, 10:00:41 AM »






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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
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