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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1455 on: May 29, 2022, 09:01:42 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1456 on: May 29, 2022, 09:05:05 PM »
 :coolyo:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1457 on: May 29, 2022, 09:17:03 PM »
We expect so much from our machines!

Might need a new one.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1458 on: May 29, 2022, 09:33:38 PM »
 :viking:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1459 on: May 29, 2022, 09:37:52 PM »
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.’ The
question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before
the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the
ground where the cat can't get it.

He was awarded an A.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1460 on: May 29, 2022, 09:56:46 PM »
 :2thumbsup:
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1461 on: May 29, 2022, 10:04:22 PM »
Not a laugh, but...    Awesome photo!
Even if you're a pretty damn big fish, you might not see this happening.
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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1462 on: May 30, 2022, 06:08:41 AM »
I want one.
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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1463 on: May 30, 2022, 07:27:27 AM »
If you've ever picked up a stick from the forest floor and thought, "WHOA! This is a good stick!" 

Then, we are brothers.
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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1464 on: May 30, 2022, 07:34:01 AM »
Ever seen someone just struggle with some of the most average things in life? Things just don't go their way no matter how they try and they don't know why.

They haven't figured out yet that they are still  "IT"  from grade school recess.
 :zombiefuck:
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1465 on: May 30, 2022, 12:46:24 PM »
Luck of the Irish goes both ways!


Mick, from Dublin, appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ and towards the end of the program had already won £500,000
“You’ve done very well so far,” said Chris Tarrant, the show’s presenter,
“but for a million pounds you’ve only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question. Will you go for it?”
“Sure,” said Mick. “I’ll have a go!”

“Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?
a) Sparrow
b) Thrush
c) Magpie
d) Cuckoo?”

“I haven’t got a clue,” said Mick, ”so I’ll use my last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin”.

Mick called up his mate, and told the circumstances and repeated the question to him.
“Hell, Mick!” cried Paddy. “Dat’s simple. It’s a cuckoo.”
“Are you sure?”
“Of course I’m sure.”

Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, “I’ll go with cuckoo as my answer.”
“Is that your final answer?” asked Chris.
“Dat it is.”

There was a long, long pause and then the presenter screamed, “Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you’ve won 1 million pounds

The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.
“Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven’s name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn’t build its own nest?”

“Because everyone knows the cuckoos live in a clocks and some of them aren't even real!”
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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1466 on: May 30, 2022, 02:31:00 PM »
B2 Bombers don't do this, since their bombs have motors and computer control systems, too.

But what a similarity!
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1467 on: May 30, 2022, 02:35:31 PM »
From this list, we can clearly see that birds are deadly.
 :autism:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1468 on: May 30, 2022, 02:37:38 PM »
 :worship:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1469 on: May 30, 2022, 02:40:49 PM »
 :GA:
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.