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facebook gold and why girls should never laugh at men.
« on: February 12, 2012, 01:21:10 AM »
yeah... this right here is facebook gold. and as far as not laughing at men? well its because deal with the stuff you dont want to and in turn you make us food. that simple.

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: facebook gold and why girls should never laugh at men.
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2012, 02:51:28 AM »
sometimes women make it easy to laugh at them

some men like to be laughed at. some men with 8 inch penises like you to laugh in their face and call it small. that always cracked me up.
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Re: facebook gold and why girls should never laugh at men.
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2012, 02:59:11 AM »
zippo, will you write my name on your penis and take a picture of it ? please ?
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Re: facebook gold and why girls should never laugh at men.
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2012, 03:03:38 AM »
Quote from: eris on February 12, 2012, 02:59:11 AM
zippo, will you write my name on your penis and take a picture of it ? please ?

no eris. no i will not.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: facebook gold and why girls should never laugh at men.
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2012, 03:06:10 AM »
 :'(
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Re: facebook gold and why girls should never laugh at men.
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2012, 03:07:11 AM »
Quote from: eris on February 12, 2012, 03:06:10 AM
:'(

awe dont cry hun. maybe ill slap you across the face with it gorge if we ever meet up.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2012, 03:08:00 AM »
thought i would at least try. i think it is funny seeing how it gets smaller writing as they try to fit all 8 letters on there
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Re: facebook gold and why girls should never laugh at men.
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2012, 03:08:23 AM »
do you mean george ? did you name your penis george ?
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Re: facebook gold and why girls should never laugh at men.
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2012, 03:13:44 AM »
Quote from: eris on February 12, 2012, 03:08:00 AM
thought i would at least try. i think it is funny seeing how it gets smaller writing as they try to fit all 8 letters on there

yes i ment george. no i did not name my penis george it was a joke. and its long enough to fit eight letters on it even in my shitty ass writing.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: facebook gold and why girls should never laugh at men.
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2012, 03:15:40 AM »
i should name my vag. any suggestions ?
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Re: facebook gold and why girls should never laugh at men.
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2012, 03:16:26 AM »
Quote from: eris on February 12, 2012, 03:15:40 AM
i should name my vag. any suggestions ?

"big red"
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: facebook gold and why girls should never laugh at men.
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2012, 03:19:41 AM »
:D :D :D


i went to high school with a girl we called big red. my vagina looks nothing like her so i will pass on that suggestion.

idk what else to type that would not just be more appeals for nude pictures so I'm going to say Skrillex sucks.
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Re: facebook gold and why girls should never laugh at men.
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2012, 04:48:18 AM »
Quote from: eris on February 12, 2012, 03:19:41 AM
Skrillex sucks.

can you post a picture of  your vagina pleasE?

(btw when I type "vagina" then, it came out "bagone" at first)
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Re: facebook gold and why girls should never laugh at men.
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2012, 04:50:41 AM »
sorry, im too chicken

it kinda looks like this

)V(
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Re: facebook gold and why girls should never laugh at men.
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2012, 08:51:13 AM »
Quote from: eris on February 12, 2012, 03:15:40 AM
i should name my vag. any suggestions ?

Fredrica.  :nerdy:
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