Is it going to be financially wise to buy some dehydrated bell peppers and celery?
I say yes! Add water and you'll get a huge return on the investment!
I've invented dehydrated water. Just add H2O and voila, water!
Creepy enough, you could probably make a fortune out of that. Just a minute amount of minerals in a sachet, and sell it as the perfect addition to make de-mineralised water into a very healthy drink.
Will appeal to many a germaphobe, and, by selling different 'flavours', for different situations, you could create a whole group of posh connoisseurs.
The Royal seal of Queen Victoria will be helpful of course. (Especially on the mineral blend to increase fertility)