Quotes, quotes, quotes.

[Persona]

Post any quotes which appeal to you.  Funny, meaningful, sad, true, whatever.  Just as long as you say who you're quoting 

"Life is like a darkroom. You never know who will screw you and how, or whom you will screw and how. But it is too exciting for you to just walk out."

Rujana Jeger

[Lucifer]

"war is god's way of teaching americans geography."

(heard on the radio the other day).

[odeon]

"I don't suffer fools, and I'd like to see fools suffer." Florence King

[Lucifer]

"war is god's way of teaching americans geography."

(heard on the radio the other day).

i didn't say it, btw, so don't take offence.

[odeon]

"war is god's way of teaching americans geography."

(heard on the radio the other day).

i didn't say it, btw, so don't take offence.

It's a good quote.

[Lucifer]

it's not - it's a quotation. 



spot the pedant.   

[richard]

"Gem quality Fire Agate has been found only in parts of California, Arizona ,and Mexico, and within the last sixty years, making it the rarest and newest multi-colored gemstone in the world. Gem quality Fire Agate is by far more rare than diamonds, emeralds or rubies."

[Pyraxis]

"war is god's way of teaching americans geography."

 

Spot the Canadian.

[Dexter Morgan]

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
-Nietzsche

[SovaNu]

"the things you own, end up owning you." ~mr durden

[TheoK]

My latest one, that I found on a Swedish forum and translated into Latin: In America Sovietica Interrete carpit TE! "IN Soviet America the Internet browses YOU!"

Normally te should be before the verb, but it's not impossible the other way around, and it shouldn't be a true inverted Yakov Smirnoff joke without "you" at the end of the sentence.