*offers the kitty lady a handful of bananas from the couple of bunches he got from the shop yesterday, as well as a choice between chocolate milkshake, co-op pink grapefruit juice, a can of coke, sorry the coke is diet shit, but you can always chuck some real sugar in it too. Or if you don't mind waiting, I'll be doing either a bowl of porridge made with molasses on top and real butter stirred in, as well as light brown sugar an extra salt with the milk and oats as I cook it, or else I might make a stuffed-crust pizza with extra cheese, added to an already good and generously be-cheese-ified coop brand double pepperoni pizza. And of course I'd be happy to share a few generous slices with you miss K.
Also eating some really high cocoa dark chocolate, with bits of sea-salt embedded throughout it.
Those Lindt cuntmongers have stopped putting money into the coffers of AutSqueaks now, haven't they? pretty sure I was told they stopped their wrongdoing. I hope I'n right. Because they unfortunately, make really nice chocolate. Unfortunate they have to be fucking bastards.
Lindt that is. Not AutSqueaks. Autism Squeaks aren't anything so kind and polite as 'fucking bastard cuntmongers'....
