How many Rolf Harris victims does it take to change a light bulb? 50. Three to do it now and then 47 to do it thirty years later when it is more profitable.
0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.
Good luck with your colonoscopy.
You'll have a great time! Colonoscopies, yay!... I feel sorry for you. Picolax is horrible.
Quote from: Fun with matches on June 20, 2017, 03:59:09 AMYou'll have a great time! Colonoscopies, yay!... I feel sorry for you. Picolax is horrible. Have you had a colonoscopy? I hope it wasn't bad. I'm going to be sedated!
Have fun getting knocked out and a stick stuffed up your bum couldbe Although I daresay I've never known a person to use the phrase 'I can't wait to find out if I have polyps' before, especially not when referring to things growing up their backside like some sort of exotic arse-coral.
My stepdad went and played golf after his colonoscopy. Crazy.
The other kind is worse, where they stick the thing down your throat.
Quote from: odeon on June 20, 2017, 09:26:34 AMThe other kind is worse, where they stick the thing down your throat.I remember seeing some tv show about the suffragettes in England who were on hunger strikes. They would force feed them by inserting the tube through the nose.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!