A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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What is a metre? I'm American.
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Quote from: Kalister on March 29, 2014, 05:25:49 AMWhat is a metre? I'm American.One metre / meter, is 3,28 ft, or 3.28 ft. converter200 metres/meters is 218.7226597 yards.
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 29, 2014, 05:29:49 AMQuote from: Kalister on March 29, 2014, 05:25:49 AMWhat is a metre? I'm American.One metre / meter, is 3,28 ft, or 3.28 ft. converter200 metres/meters is 218.7226597 yards.I heard its a yard, basically. I've always imagined it as a yard in my head.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.