Birthday dead-animal-flesh is better than birthday cake.
I was going to wish you a Happy Birthday until I read this post. So, may the day bring what you want and a life full of good times.
You don't like birthday dead-animal-flesh? I haven't had a birthday cake since I was a kid, but my mum does some kind of roast each year. She got me a beef joint and a leg of lamb this year, and there's enough to last me for the next week.