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Offline Zippo

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post here if you have to pee
« on: January 25, 2012, 04:38:15 AM »
couldnt find the origional post to bump, im bringing it back though with slightly new rules


IF you are on intensity and you have to pee you must hold it while you post here

if you are on intensity and multiple other websites you may finish what you are doing, come back and post about your needing to pee.

if you go to the washroom and come on intensity within five minutes it is MANDATORY by order of GOD that you post here.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: post here if you have to pee
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2012, 12:45:26 PM »
From now on I will only pee at such times that I don't have to tell zippo about it.
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Re: post here if you have to pee
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2012, 02:09:28 PM »
Zippo, go get fucked. :autism:
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Re: post here if you have to pee
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2012, 03:50:34 PM »
Fart, I just wet me pants trying to come up with sutin' to write here.

(was too late going/bugger)













(nah)
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Re: post here if you have to pee
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2012, 03:59:08 PM »
I'm having trouble understanding all Zippo's rules because I'm distracted by my need to pee.

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Re: post here if you have to pee
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2012, 04:27:12 PM »
Excellent my plan is coming together.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: post here if you have to pee
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2012, 04:41:46 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on January 26, 2012, 04:27:12 PM
Excellent my plan is coming together.

Does this mean that you need to pee or that you just peed?
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Offline Zippo

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Re: post here if you have to pee
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2012, 04:42:54 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on January 26, 2012, 04:41:46 PM
Quote from: Zippo on January 26, 2012, 04:27:12 PM
Excellent my plan is coming together.

Does this mean that you need to pee or that you just peed?

thats for me to know and you to find out  :hahaha:
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: post here if you have to pee
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2012, 12:06:25 AM »
i am peeing right now :)
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Re: post here if you have to pee
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2012, 05:57:59 AM »
Quote from: Zippo on January 25, 2012, 04:38:15 AM
if you go to the washroom and come on intensity within five minutes it is MANDATORY by order of GOD that you post here.
that's cure, your imaginary friend wants to boss me around.   :laugh:
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