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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #30 on: January 11, 2012, 04:44:03 PM »
6) No, some of us just hate the feeling of too many clothes.

7) No, I travel alone.

8) Nope, this one thinks about yard sales, garage sales....

11) I'm not an exhibit. Unless you're selling tickets and I'm getting a cut, no.

12) Can't say I've ever been called "princess" or "angel".   :'( >:D

15) Ashley & Brenda need to grow the fuck up already.

18) No.

21) Doesn't matter.

22) No. If I'm mean to you...I don't LIKE you. It's not rocket science.

24) Shut a girl in the cooler at work for this. STFU already. :GA:

25) After hitting 40 and having kids, some of us can't remember breakfast.

26) No.

27) No. Some of us dream about fast cars, wine, & food.

29) Leave me alone.

30) Moderation is the key here. Moderation.

32) And when you come bearing pizza and a 2 liter of Coke after she's had a very busy day, you will mean even more. :zoinks:

36) It's not the size of the tool, it's how you use it.

37) No.


40) No, and restrain yourself from offering fashion tips.

41) Whatever you do, don't just show up at our house unexpected or at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like you do....and might answer the door like that. You have been warned. :thumbup:

43) Please.  ::)

44) No.

46) Trust me, I don't need a guard dog. I can bite. Hard.

48) Not really important, and sometimes uncomfortable.

53)  ::)

55) Depends on what variety we're talking about here. :eyebrows:

59) Sometimes.

60) It's not going to be okay, it will never be okay, but you'll learn to deal with it.

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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2012, 10:02:08 PM »
1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

I agree with this. But I wold never date anyone that I wasnt attracted to.

2) We are just as shy as you are about relationships

nope. I want one really really bad

3) Many of us don't let you see us cry, unless we want you to comfort us

that sounds like manipulation to me. No one ever sees me cry

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if you are interested. But we will later deny it or make it into a joke


I flirt a lot, and I dont deny it. I can see how some women do

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot or sexy. But not all of us

any compliment is good

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for you (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if you don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but you know...I think I like you in jeans better'

I agree. Women do that to get attention to men. I really dont dress sexy at all, though

7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other or get advice on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught by ourselves with you because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves


does not compute. I dont have many girl friends.

8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else

I spend about 99% of my time thinking about guys

9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until you prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)

the smart girls think that

10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls

maybe not skinny, but definitely hot

11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having you show us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot ass girlfriend! Aren't you jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl


I don't like this at all

12) Nicknames like "Babe, or darling" are safe to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess or Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking you are calling them to innocent or incapable of taking care of themselves.


any compliment or term of endearment is good

13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just love to be called

I like to be called "bee vomit"


14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell you that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" or "I love you". If you think they like you, there is a good chance they do.


If I really really like someone I am shy, and nervous about rejection and might wait to see if I can see hints from him first.

15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up you in the hall and asks "Do you like Ashley?"

More often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask you because she is to shy to ask you herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now you are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at you in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if you already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that you like Ashley. Take a chance.


I wasnt aware we were all 13

16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.

I LOVE it. turns me on

17) Girls love to feel special, even though they might not show it

everybody likes to feel special

18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless you tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if you are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...

does not compute. i dont really girl-talk

19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.


take a shower, hippy

20) Girls love it when a guy pulls them close by the waist


yes, I do <3

21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how


nobody better ever try to dance with me

22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be showing too much


maybe if she is a bitch

23) A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON


agreed

24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration


agreed

25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever


well isnt that the definition of sentimental ?

26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.

I dont

27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't show it.

I do

28) When a girl is upset and wants you to listen, she wants you to listen. She doesn't need you to fix it or tell her how to. She just wants you to listen.


depends on the girl

29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if you pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And more likely than not, it will endear them to you more than anything else.


i guess that would be a nice thing to do

30) Girls love it when guys say their name

during sex i do

31) Girls love confidence

depends. sometimes i like a living little bitch, too

32) When a girl cooks for you, you know you mean a lot to her

maybe she just likes to cook

33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony


most girls are in competition with other girls, that is why

34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

disagree

35) Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

no.

36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.


size ABSOLUTELY MATTERS. and there is such a thing as too big

37) No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.


a ho ? Idk about that but no we really dont like your ex's

38) We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.

that is BS. not all of us are self conscious, and the ones that are CAN help it

39) Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell you it is.


it can be funny in the right context

40) As far as you are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless you make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when you wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think you should wear that more often"


I really doubt men think their girlfriends look hot 100% of the time

41) Whatever you do, don't just show up at our house unexpected or at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like you do. And no matter how much you would like to see that, we will likely never talk to you again


I sometimes love surprise visits. It makes me think you were thinking of me. Dont show up and 4 am drunk ringing all the neighbors doorbells (uh huh, happened to me)

42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be dirt.


we might find out, we might not. it isnt foolproof but the question is, do you really WANT to cheat ?

43) We want you to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want you to be too obvious.


does not compute.

44) We enjoy being kissed by you in front of your friends. It makes us feel like you care a lot about us.

yes that is nice

45) You don't have PMS; so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.

46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing

depends on how often you make then and if you are serious, not too many girls want a raging psycho

47) We don't want you to say you love us if you don't mean it

I completely agree with this

48) We love it when you make eye contact with us while we talk.

not me, I have autism

49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)

I cant wait to give it up

50) If you ask a girl out directly, more likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know you better and get to like you even more.

IDK about that. probably not

51) Most girls love it when guys ask them for advice.

sometimes. i guess it means you value our opinion

52) Girls like it when you tell us what you are thinking, even if you don't understand it yourself

yes I like it when they share their private thoughts

53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond

is this a threat ? After I have been dating a guy for a while, I am putty in his hands

54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. You don't have to hang on our every word or give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If you don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, or worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.

I LIKE creepy and obsessive

55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit you far more to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does

bitches like to play mind games sometimes

56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then you do you earn us. We not some trophy you can earn,put on a shelf and admire. You have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)


If you have me, you have me. I'm yours

57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!

yes that does get annoying

58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.

this should go for anyone

59)The woman in your life needs to hear how you feel about her, and often. Tell her now

I agree

60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok


Men are complicated too. The key is don't be cryptic or bitchy or expect guys to read your mind

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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #32 on: January 22, 2012, 11:21:12 AM »
Thanks for the replies from females about this list.  I think I assumed too much about women based on the type of information posted by the op.

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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2012, 06:23:27 AM »
I dunno, meet one woman and you meet one woman.
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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2012, 06:52:59 PM »
I dunno, meet one woman and you meet one woman.
Unless you meet Sybil.
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