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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2012, 05:48:28 PM »
I read the first few and stopped while I still had something of a will to live.
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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2012, 11:23:46 PM »
I know there are different types of people in the world, but it does seem there are certain predominant preferences.  For instance men usually prefer a young, thin woman over an old obese one.  And of course women tend to like a "confident" man.  I find all of this very, very confusing.  The following video is something I agree with:


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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2012, 07:22:30 AM »
another example of a self centred person mistaking "me" for "everyone in the world"
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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2012, 02:21:18 AM »
acording to that list i am hated by every girl on the planet

as far as my ex goes im pretty sure she still hates me because every time i join in one of her chats i either get the silent treatment or kicked, so i stopped trying.

anyways im pretty sure other than her at one point in time every other person of the female gender on the planet hates me


so love is fucked, girls are over fucking rated, relationships suck. and i have no wish to be in one. dieing alone is a blessing and not a curse. [so i keep telling myself]
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                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2012, 02:24:18 AM »
Quote from: General Armin Metrac on January 11, 2012, 02:21:18 AM
acording to that list i am hated by every girl on the planet

as far as my ex goes im pretty sure she still hates me because every time i join in one of her chats i either get the silent treatment or kicked, so i stopped trying.

anyways im pretty sure other than her at one point in time every other person of the female gender on the planet hates me


so love is fucked, girls are over fucking rated, relationships suck. and i have no wish to be in one. dieing alone is a blessing and not a curse. [so i keep telling myself]


aww I dont hate you and I dont think all other girls hate you either. You seem like a really nice person.
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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2012, 02:28:24 AM »
Quote from: eris on January 11, 2012, 02:24:18 AM
Quote from: General Armin Metrac on January 11, 2012, 02:21:18 AM
acording to that list i am hated by every girl on the planet

as far as my ex goes im pretty sure she still hates me because every time i join in one of her chats i either get the silent treatment or kicked, so i stopped trying.

anyways im pretty sure other than her at one point in time every other person of the female gender on the planet hates me


so love is fucked, girls are over fucking rated, relationships suck. and i have no wish to be in one. dieing alone is a blessing and not a curse. [so i keep telling myself]


aww I dont hate you and I dont think all other girls hate you either. You seem like a really nice person.

for the most part your right
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2012, 03:53:03 AM »
Quote from: General Armin Metrac on January 11, 2012, 02:28:24 AM
Quote from: eris on January 11, 2012, 02:24:18 AM
Quote from: General Armin Metrac on January 11, 2012, 02:21:18 AM
acording to that list i am hated by every girl on the planet

as far as my ex goes im pretty sure she still hates me because every time i join in one of her chats i either get the silent treatment or kicked, so i stopped trying.

anyways im pretty sure other than her at one point in time every other person of the female gender on the planet hates me


so love is fucked, girls are over fucking rated, relationships suck. and i have no wish to be in one. dieing alone is a blessing and not a curse. [so i keep telling myself]


aww I dont hate you and I dont think all other girls hate you either. You seem like a really nice person.

for the most part your right
I don't hate you either Zippo.  Quite fond of you actually. :2thumbsup:
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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2012, 03:59:13 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on January 11, 2012, 03:53:03 AM
Quote from: General Armin Metrac on January 11, 2012, 02:28:24 AM
Quote from: eris on January 11, 2012, 02:24:18 AM
Quote from: General Armin Metrac on January 11, 2012, 02:21:18 AM
acording to that list i am hated by every girl on the planet

as far as my ex goes im pretty sure she still hates me because every time i join in one of her chats i either get the silent treatment or kicked, so i stopped trying.

anyways im pretty sure other than her at one point in time every other person of the female gender on the planet hates me


so love is fucked, girls are over fucking rated, relationships suck. and i have no wish to be in one. dieing alone is a blessing and not a curse. [so i keep telling myself]


aww I dont hate you and I dont think all other girls hate you either. You seem like a really nice person.

for the most part your right
I don't hate you either Zippo.  Quite fond of you actually. :2thumbsup:

if there is anything i have learnt from my one relationship with a women [whom i have had extended contact with over years] it is that women are cryptic and that there is a lie or at least a suggestion of something i need to improve on somewhere in both yours and eris' statements.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2012, 04:09:06 AM »
Quote from: General Armin Metrac on January 11, 2012, 03:59:13 AM
Quote from: bodaccea on January 11, 2012, 03:53:03 AM
Quote from: General Armin Metrac on January 11, 2012, 02:28:24 AM
Quote from: eris on January 11, 2012, 02:24:18 AM
Quote from: General Armin Metrac on January 11, 2012, 02:21:18 AM
acording to that list i am hated by every girl on the planet

as far as my ex goes im pretty sure she still hates me because every time i join in one of her chats i either get the silent treatment or kicked, so i stopped trying.

anyways im pretty sure other than her at one point in time every other person of the female gender on the planet hates me


so love is fucked, girls are over fucking rated, relationships suck. and i have no wish to be in one. dieing alone is a blessing and not a curse. [so i keep telling myself]


aww I dont hate you and I dont think all other girls hate you either. You seem like a really nice person.

for the most part your right
I don't hate you either Zippo.  Quite fond of you actually. :2thumbsup:

if there is anything i have learnt from my one relationship with a women [whom i have had extended contact with over years] it is that women are cryptic and that there is a lie or at least a suggestion of something i need to improve on somewhere in both yours and eris' statements.
...erm...nope!  Just quite fond of you,  with no if's and but's.  No cryptics. 

Maybe you should not judge the entire female population based on that one woman.   :hahaha:
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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2012, 05:06:58 AM »
i have the opposite problem. women love me but there just isnt enough of me to go around
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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2012, 05:16:31 AM »
You will need to spread yourself out very thinly indeed to keep us all happy, Adam. :eyelash:
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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2012, 07:03:37 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on January 11, 2012, 03:53:03 AM
Quote from: General Armin Metrac on January 11, 2012, 02:28:24 AM
Quote from: eris on January 11, 2012, 02:24:18 AM
Quote from: General Armin Metrac on January 11, 2012, 02:21:18 AM
acording to that list i am hated by every girl on the planet

as far as my ex goes im pretty sure she still hates me because every time i join in one of her chats i either get the silent treatment or kicked, so i stopped trying.

anyways im pretty sure other than her at one point in time every other person of the female gender on the planet hates me


so love is fucked, girls are over fucking rated, relationships suck. and i have no wish to be in one. dieing alone is a blessing and not a curse. [so i keep telling myself]


aww I dont hate you and I dont think all other girls hate you either. You seem like a really nice person.

for the most part your right
I don't hate you either Zippo.  Quite fond of you actually. :2thumbsup:

 Me too!  Don't take that list seriously either.  Its author cannot speak for us all.  :)
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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2012, 07:39:06 AM »
Its author is a troll. And probably a guy. ;)
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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2012, 10:02:41 AM »
6 Things Guys Should REALLY Know About Girls:

1. They love it when you ask them to show you their tits

2. They love it even more when you repeatedly ask them to show you their tits

3. They admire perseverence

4. They're almost always willing to send you photos of their tits

5. If at first you don't succeed, they like it if you try and try again

6. When a girl says "no, I won't show you my tits," what she really means is, "if you keep asking, I will show you my tits."
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Re: 60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2012, 03:30:07 PM »
You got that right.

NO always means YES. :autism:
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