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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #75 on: January 09, 2012, 07:04:46 PM »
Can't SHOW child porn - can't TALK about child porn, what else is there to life?

But seriously, I am positive I will be breaking rules no one has considered or warned me of yet.  That's just the way it goes.  Oh well, I appreciate the invitation even if it will lead to my ruin.

If I talk about suicide no one will call the cops on me right?  I read something about that happening before....

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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #76 on: January 09, 2012, 07:06:20 PM »
I don't think you'll get the cops called on you for talking about suicide here, not after an introduction like this.
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #77 on: January 09, 2012, 07:10:28 PM »
No bestiality either aside from these  :doggy: :redneck:
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #78 on: January 09, 2012, 07:16:18 PM »
Can I talk about possessing bestiality porn?  I guess that would be the same as talking about having child porn.  Bah, rules are chafing. 

I dunno.....  I don't want to cause trouble.  Despite my obsession with sex, violence, and hatred of the human race - I really hate conflict!  So if I am being too assy just pm me and I'll leave the site, I'll just go back to writing shit in notepad to blow off steam.

Nearly everything I write will be vile.  That's just the way it is.  If you want me gone, just tell me and I'm gone.

Goddamn it.  They really need to issue every American a text saying exactly what free speech doesn't protect, 'cause it seems like everything I want to say is criminal!

Thank you and I love you.

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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #79 on: January 09, 2012, 07:23:06 PM »
Can I talk about possessing bestiality porn?  I guess that would be the same as talking about having child porn.  Bah, rules are chafing. 



Nobody cares if you possess beastiality porn. Ive probably accidently posted some here myself  :LOL:

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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #80 on: January 09, 2012, 07:32:14 PM »
Do you run a motel by the way?

Oh and how is mother?

lol

Ok pig.  I think you are trying to shock us.   You haven't yet.  If you think your post is a bit 'iffy' post it in a part of the site that has only just opened up to you  (so at least it will only be seen by members)  and heres your 'get out of jail card' - if you think you broke the rules pm one of the admin and say you think you posted like a twatt and they will remove it.  No need for all this banning stuff.  The rules are there for deliberate attempts to harm the site.  If that is not your intention i wouldn't worry.   Do you take an asprin just in case you get a headache?

Reading between the lines i have established you are actually very intelligent,   good vocabulary,  a hatred for women,  possibly prone to self harm,  and a quirky sarcastic sense of humour.

What is there to not like? :zoinks:

Seriously,  you worry too much. :2thumbsup:
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #81 on: January 09, 2012, 07:43:47 PM »
We'll see, I had the FBI called on me before so I haven't been really itching to experience web socializing again.

And all just for words over the internet, what's wrong with people?  :mwhaha:  Thankfully they didn't come for me, still traumatizing though.

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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #82 on: January 09, 2012, 08:06:52 PM »
Pig I'll be Frank.  I don't like being Frank.  So short and sweet.  Your topics will no doubt be interesting and generate debate.  No one is gonna pretend they like what you like just to make you feel liked.  Some people might actually like the things you like.  Some may not but still talk to you anyway.  Some might avoid you like the plague.  This is no borg collective,  just a bunch of  individual misfits.

As it goes i think you seem....interesting!  and i personally welcome you and hope you hang around.  Others do too.   It's up to you really how it goes.   I already think you are chatty and likeable,  probably more than you do.  I am nice, though. :zoinks:

Go on,  get posting :viking:  I wanna know why you hate women?
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #83 on: January 09, 2012, 08:21:33 PM »
Ya'll (of most of ya'll) know I'm not the resident computer genius.  What are the odds that Pig is a troll?
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #84 on: January 09, 2012, 08:35:44 PM »
WHY am I ALWAYS called a troll?

Sheeit, you'd think I was an alien or something.

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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #85 on: January 09, 2012, 08:38:35 PM »
WHY am I ALWAYS called a troll?

Sheeit, you'd think I was an alien or something.

Do you live under a bridge?
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #86 on: January 09, 2012, 08:39:12 PM »
WHY am I ALWAYS called a troll?

Sheeit, you'd think I was an alien or something.

I'm not calling you a troll.  As most people on the site know I don't know a lot of computer jargon, terms, how-to-do's, etc.  I've probably used the wrong term, and I apologize.  But at the same time I don't know what term I want to use, so ignore my earlier post, please?
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #87 on: January 09, 2012, 08:42:21 PM »
I think pig is not a real troll.  He might be a half pig / half troll.  A  Pigtroll :zoinks:
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« Reply #88 on: January 09, 2012, 08:43:09 PM »
Okay, I forgive you, and everyone else.  You may go on with your lives in peace.

Mmm..  I think a troll is basically just someone who says provocative stuff to get a reaction.

I say provocative things because I actually believe them!

So I don't know which is worse actually.

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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #89 on: January 09, 2012, 08:47:28 PM »
So why do you hate women, then?
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