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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2012, 02:41:11 PM »
Quote from: Pig on January 08, 2012, 02:33:15 PM
10 posts, huh?  Hmmm.... 

I'm male, 27 years old, and from the USA.

Also, I have a very ugly personality.  I try to be civil, but my inner negativity seems to be a ubiquitous subtext to whatever I do, say, or write.

My hero is Freddy Krueger.

 Why are you negative?  Have you always been that way, or has life soured you?  :orly:
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2012, 02:47:48 PM »


Ah, you're the guy the Professor referred here.
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2012, 04:08:06 PM »
My life is pretty good - or at least easy.

I've always had a depressed personality.  There's not much in life I enjoy.  I just try to minimize pain.

Also in my single passionate endeavor in life, I've always been a failure - and that's my self-identity: a failure.  I keep working it at, but so far it's been unfruitful.

I do take many psychotropic drugs, but their effectiveness seems iffy.  I've been trying a combination of Prozac and Lamictal, but I'm not too satisfied with the results at the moment.

I'm not looking for help over the internet, I tried that years ago and it was a total loss.  Besides I've already got professionals attempting to help, so I just hope for the best.

My interests are pretty taboo.  Things like suicide, rape, pedophilia, necrophilia, sadism, torture, castration, and likewise.  Of course it's dangerous to talk about such things openly, or anything for that matter.  I'm paranoid.

My life experiences have been exceptionally shallow, which would be alright if I was well-read and possessed a keen intellect, but unfortunately I have not and do not.  I'm too lazy and dull-minded to bother with such things.  Thus I am aware I have little insight to offer on any subject, and would merely embarrass myself if I attempted to enter a discussion.

Considering all of this I am unsure whether I want to communicate, for it will almost certainly lead to distress on my part.
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2012, 04:16:49 PM »
Quote from: Pig on January 08, 2012, 04:08:06 PM
My life is pretty good - or at least easy.

I've always had a depressed personality.  There's not much in life I enjoy.  I just try to minimize pain.

Also in my single passionate endeavor in life, I've always been a failure - and that's my self-identity: a failure.  I keep working it at, but so far it's been unfruitful.

I do take many psychotropic drugs, but their effectiveness seems iffy.  I've been trying a combination of Prozac and Lamictal, but I'm not too satisfied with the results at the moment.

I'm not looking for help over the internet, I tried that years ago and it was a total loss.  Besides I've already got professionals attempting to help, so I just hope for the best.

My interests are pretty taboo.  Things like suicide, rape, pedophilia, necrophilia, sadism, torture, castration, and likewise.  Of course it's dangerous to talk about such things openly, or anything for that matter.  I'm paranoid.

My life experiences have been exceptionally shallow, which would be alright if I was well-read and possessed a keen intellect, but unfortunately I have not and do not.  I'm too lazy and dull-minded to bother with such things.  Thus I am aware I have little insight to offer on any subject, and would merely embarrass myself if I attempted to enter a discussion.

Considering all of this I am unsure whether I want to communicate, for it will almost certainly lead to distress on my part.


I just try to minimize pain. = Don't date Eris.

Also in my single passionate endeavor in life, I've always been a failure - and that's my self-identity: a failure.  I keep working it at, but so far it's been unfruitful. = How does one fail at being a failure?

I'm not looking for help over the internet = A hell of a lot of the help we offer here could be dangerous, just ignore it.

Things like suicide, rape, pedophilia, necrophilia, sadism, torture, castration, and likewise. = Uh, I think we have a member or two who share interest in these.

My life experiences have been exceptionally shallow, which would be alright if I was well-read and possessed a keen intellect, but unfortunately I have not and do not.  I'm too lazy and dull-minded to bother with such things.  Thus I am aware I have little insight to offer on any subject, and would merely embarrass myself if I attempted to enter a discussion. = sounds like me, except that I'm smart, but lazy.  Post nudes (particularly of yourself) and you'll contribute a lot to the general discussion.
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2012, 04:19:43 PM »
Quote from: Pig on January 08, 2012, 02:33:15 PM
10 posts, huh?  Hmmm.... 

I'm male, 27 years old, and from the USA.

Also, I have a very ugly personality.  I try to be civil, but my inner negativity seems to be a ubiquitous subtext to whatever I do, say, or write.

My hero is Freddy Krueger.

i love you!
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2012, 04:22:50 PM »
I didn't communicate part of previous message clearly. 

I am a failure at "_________".  I don't want to identify what that thing is, it is too personal and painful.

It's the only thing I've applied myself to for a long period of time.  My "special interest".  So...

I have a lot of contradicting instincts.  For instance I am horny but refuse to lose my virginity.  Why?  I dunno, just the way I am.  Very frustrating.
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2012, 04:23:29 PM »
Hello pig. I'm a sadomasochist. Nice to meet you.
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2012, 04:26:55 PM »
Quote from: Pig on January 08, 2012, 04:22:50 PM
I didn't communicate part of previous message clearly. 

I am a failure at "_________".  I don't want to identify what that thing is, it is too personal and painful.

It's the only thing I've applied myself to for a long period of time.  My "special interest".  So...

I have a lot of contradicting instincts.  For instance I am horny but refuse to lose my virginity.  Why?  I dunno, just the way I am.  Very frustrating.

Nothing wrong with that.  Right time, right place, right person.  It's worth it.
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2012, 04:41:57 PM »
I'm dedicated to being celibate.  I don't plan to ever lose my virginity.  And I'm not religious or moral.  So I dunno what the deal is other than I hate people.

Actually I posted on Wrong Planet about my misogyny.  I'm not sexist, at least not very, but my suppressed sexual instincts kind of mess with my mind I guess.

For instance I saw Eris has the blowjob thing in her title, and couldn't help but peruse her history to get a little thrill.  But I would never under any circumstances converse with her sexually.

For a while I didn't realize how much anger the sexual frustration was causing, but it has become apparent now masturbation is not relieving all of the symptoms of celibacy.

It's probably obvious by now, but I am sickeningly self-obsessed.  It disgusts me, but again it's contradicting instincts.
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2012, 04:44:03 PM »
you wont see anything juicy until you reach enough posts to open the secret forums
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2012, 05:02:37 PM »
Yeh, I am just worried about ending up as another Chris-Chan, or having the FBI called on me.  I really don't trust people.  They seem to try to coax more and more out of you only to jump once you've incriminated yourself.  I hate censorship, so it's always a pain to try to tiptoe around what I really want to say.  Probably why I don't say much of anything.
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2012, 05:03:14 PM »
Well pig i guess you are here now,  so just try it and see.   The fact that you have bothered to try a couple of internet forums suggest that you must want to communicate something?  And yeah sometimes i hate people too....and sometimes i seek some kind of sexual thrill?  No one really gives a rat's ass,  not here anyway.

So why the name 'pig'?  are you a sloppy eater? :hahaha:
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2012, 05:07:16 PM »
Oh, yeah, now I know who you are.

Welcome to the forum. Your interests are interesting (in a disturbing way), but to each his own ... as long as no harm is being done.
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2012, 05:10:32 PM »
Quote from: Pig on January 08, 2012, 05:02:37 PM
Yeh, I am just worried about ending up as another Chris-Chan, or having the FBI called on me.  I really don't trust people.  They seem to try to coax more and more out of you only to jump once you've incriminated yourself.  I hate censorship, so it's always a pain to try to tiptoe around what I really want to say.  Probably why I don't say much of anything.

Trust people? You don't have to trust people. You don't even have to like the people on here. Believe me there are some people on here who I would not prevent from drowning even were it to require nothing more than me lifting my foot from the back of their necks.

That said we generally are best of friends, in a manner of speaking.

Check out Goregrish.com. YOu will likeoly like it. I know a few of the crew over there and used to post a while ago. I used to go there flaming and trolling. Gore pics and such do not do much for me but don't disturb me either.
« Last Edit: January 08, 2012, 05:12:42 PM by Al Swearengen »
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2012, 05:13:05 PM »
Quote from: Pig on January 08, 2012, 05:02:37 PM
Yeh, I am just worried about ending up as another Chris-Chan, or having the FBI called on me.  I really don't trust people.  They seem to try to coax more and more out of you only to jump once you've incriminated yourself.  I hate censorship, so it's always a pain to try to tiptoe around what I really want to say.  Probably why I don't say much of anything.

We already have our chris chan. There is nothing you could say that is worse than recording yourself jacking off in lipstick, and talking about 13 year old girls being hot.

2 rules here, nothing against the TOS, meaning no child pornography and 2. Dont threaten the site. You can talk about anything you want.
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