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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #60 on: January 09, 2012, 09:57:43 AM »
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Yeh, I am just worried about ending up as another Chris-Chan, or having the FBI called on me.  I really don't trust people.  They seem to try to coax more and more out of you only to jump once you've incriminated yourself.  I hate censorship, so it's always a pain to try to tiptoe around what I really want to say.  Probably why I don't say much of anything.

Heh... I guess you're another watcher of Chris-chan. Yeah, that guy indeed serves as an example for other people on the autistic spectrum -- though sadly, in a negative light.

It's also an excellent way to troll Aspie Supremacists by citing Chris-Chan as an example on how fucking wrong they are. :zoinks:
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Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #61 on: January 09, 2012, 03:41:42 PM »
Stopped at 9 are you not in the least curious?
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #62 on: January 09, 2012, 03:47:23 PM »
Quote from: parts on January 09, 2012, 03:41:42 PM
Stopped at 9 are you not in the least curious?

I think he already said about he doesn't like to go 'all the way'   
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #63 on: January 09, 2012, 03:55:18 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on January 09, 2012, 03:47:23 PM
Quote from: parts on January 09, 2012, 03:41:42 PM
Stopped at 9 are you not in the least curious?

I think he already said about he doesn't like to go 'all the way'

Well that's a problem for his girlfriend now isn't it :zoinks:

But to come so close then stop he must be the least curious person out there
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #64 on: January 09, 2012, 04:15:03 PM »
Perhaps he has a thing for how Michael Hutchence died :zoinks:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #65 on: January 09, 2012, 06:26:02 PM »
God dammit.  I can't resist anymore.  I don't trust myself, but I fucking better not end up going to jail.  I'll die before that happens.  Okay?  Deal. Deal.

I'm almost 30.  Still being tempted by orgies.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2012, 03:18:17 AM by Pig »
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #66 on: January 09, 2012, 06:35:48 PM »
 :clap:

You are here still!  I hope you like it!
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #67 on: January 09, 2012, 06:36:35 PM »
 :plus:  you did it :2thumbsup:
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #68 on: January 09, 2012, 06:38:07 PM »
I thought you said 27?

or is that nearly 30....  i would say 29 is nearly 30

it doesn't matter :dunno:
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #69 on: January 09, 2012, 06:41:15 PM »
I'm 27.  I'm a pessimist so to me that is "almost 30".

I'm still not sure about this.  I'm writing a post about castration somewhere else...  Eech, people don't like me.
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #70 on: January 09, 2012, 06:43:58 PM »
Quote from: Pig on January 09, 2012, 06:26:02 PM
God dammit.  I can't resist anymore.  I don't trust myself, but I fucking better not end up going to jail.  I'll die before that happens.  Okay?  Deal. Deal.

I'm almost 30.  Still being tempted my orgies.

Deal.

Just don't post anything that is illegal, and you won't have to worry about jail.
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #71 on: January 09, 2012, 06:52:02 PM »
Quote from: Pig on January 09, 2012, 06:41:15 PM
I'm 27.  I'm a pessimist so to me that is "almost 30".

I'm still not sure about this.  I'm writing a post about castration somewhere else...  Eech, people don't like me.
Ok  castration!  What is your angle on it?  It doesn't bother me too much,  and i have never spent oodles of time thinking it over,  but it is a debatable issue i guess.

Are you looking to be liked,  or just accepted?
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #72 on: January 09, 2012, 06:53:32 PM »
How can I promise I won't post something illegal???

Obscenity means anything "they" want to be illegal can be!  Copyrighted material is illegal!  Everything can be illegal!

I don't understand the rules.  I know my interests are around the area most people stamp their foot down.

God dammit it all to hell.  See this 'no rules' thing SOUNDS good, but for someone like me completely out of tune with society it's dangerous.  God dammit.  I don't think I should do this, soon I'm going to be bragging about the molested, dismembered children I keep in my basement.

That was a joke by the way, but see I might just write something like that anyway.  And that's a lie, which is also against the rules.  Depending on how literal you are, just about everything breaks the rules.  I just have no common sense, and an obsession with the perverse.  So frustrating!

So really I just should delete my account and leave.  But it's soooo inviting.  Like some hippy orgy and everyone's waving my cock into the young blonde.  Fuck it all to hell.  I'm too damn impulsive.
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #73 on: January 09, 2012, 06:56:07 PM »
I dunno why I think about castration so much.

Just something that keeps popping up.  I have the mind of a chimpanzee.  All I seem to think about is sex, violence, and misery.

I like to think about women castrating men, because it makes me hate women all the more.  At least that's one reason.  I think about that and it feeds my desire to see them suffer.

I'm a great guy haha.

No I'm not.  I can't expect anyone else to like me - I don't even like myself!  I've just spent so many years with these aberrant thoughts bouncing around the inside of my skull that the repetition is driving me mad.

I know people will see me as a psycho killer.  I'm really a pathetic shut in who harms, and doesn't even interact with, anyone.  All this alone time, failure, and bitterness has just led to a magnification of my already hideous personality.

This site is too inviting.  "Anything goes!  Freaks welcome!"  I don't believe it for a goddamn second, and yet here I am setting myself like a fool.
« Last Edit: January 09, 2012, 07:01:55 PM by Pig »
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Re: Hi Pig!
« Reply #74 on: January 09, 2012, 06:56:37 PM »
Quote from: Pig on January 09, 2012, 06:53:32 PM
How can I promise I won't post something illegal???

Obscenity means anything "they" want to be illegal can be!  Copyrighted material is illegal!  Everything can be illegal!

I don't understand the rules.  I know my interests are around the area most people stamp their foot down.

God dammit it all to hell.  See this 'no rules' thing SOUNDS good, but for someone like me completely out of tune with society it's dangerous.  God dammit.  I don't think I should do this, soon I'm going to be bragging about the molested, dismembered children I keep in my basement.

That was a joke by the way, but see I might just write something like that anyway.  And that's a lie, which is also against the rules.  Depending on how literal you are, just about everything breaks the rules.  I just have no common sense, and an obsession with the perverse.  So frustrating!

So really I just should delete my account and leave.  But it's soooo inviting.  Like some hippy orgy and everyone's waving my cock into the young blonde.  Fuck it all to hell.  I'm too damn impulsive.

OK. Do not post child porn, and do not speak of possessing it.

Everything else is pretty much fair game.
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