Should throw him a curve-ball. Being bent, its the only sort pencildick would understand.
He is a bit of a haploid genetic throwback to our neurotypical and more furry, primitive simian cousins. Hopefully soon to become a critically endangered species, not that anyone would want to do anything by way of conservation efforts for him. At least, not ones that don't involve being tied to a lamp post by a length of wire and thrown off, with concrete boots.