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What big plants you have grandma....
« on: January 07, 2012, 06:00:53 PM »
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Local Grandmother Unknowingly Grew Marijuana Plants
January 5, 2012 4:42 PM

CONNELLSVILLE (KDKA) — A 67-year-old grandmother in Connellsville has been found not guilty of possession of and manufacturing a controlled substance.

Alberta Kelley told a Fayette County judge and jury a man she did not know approached her, gave her some seeds and told her if she planted them she would grow the prettiest flowers she has ever seen.

Kelley said the guy had a beard and wore a Smurf hat.

Those seeds grew into seven four-foot tall marijuana plants.


They were spotted in her backyard by police when they came to arrest her grandson on a different matter.

Kelley was charged, had her day in court and was acquitted Wednesday.

Her attorney, Thomas Shaffer, says Kelley has a seventh grade education, can barely read and simply told the jury the truth.

Kelley could not be found for comment.


http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2012/01/05/local-grandmother-unknowingly-grew-marijuana-plants/

The smurf hat should have been a dead give-away.

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Re: What big plants you have grandma....
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2012, 06:08:01 PM »
Connellsville ??

yeah, i believe it

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Re: What big plants you have grandma....
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2012, 06:14:10 PM »
Granny and the weed stalk.

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Re: What big plants you have grandma....
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2012, 06:20:44 PM »
My grandma grew marijuana plants. She thought they were pretty. I don't think she ever got cited for it. I don't know if she was even aware that they could be smoked.
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Re: What big plants you have grandma....
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2012, 06:22:31 PM »
A smurf hat :laugh:
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Re: What big plants you have grandma....
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2012, 06:39:46 PM »
Chicken shit manure (in moderation though).  :thumbup:

Or so I'm told. :angel:

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Re: What big plants you have grandma....
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2012, 07:05:15 PM »
My aunt and uncle are around 60, and both in poor health, but they grow it.

More accurately, they get me to grow it for them because they're lazy.

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Re: What big plants you have grandma....
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2012, 08:28:26 PM »
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Local Grandmother Unknowingly Grew Marijuana Plants
January 5, 2012 4:42 PM

CONNELLSVILLE (KDKA) — A 67-year-old grandmother in Connellsville has been found not guilty of possession of and manufacturing a controlled substance.

Alberta Kelley told a Fayette County judge and jury a man she did not know approached her, gave her some seeds and told her if she planted them she would grow the prettiest flowers she has ever seen.

Kelley said the guy had a beard and wore a Smurf hat.

Those seeds grew into seven four-foot tall marijuana plants.


They were spotted in her backyard by police when they came to arrest her grandson on a different matter.

Kelley was charged, had her day in court and was acquitted Wednesday.

Her attorney, Thomas Shaffer, says Kelley has a seventh grade education, can barely read and simply told the jury the truth.

Kelley could not be found for comment.


http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2012/01/05/local-grandmother-unknowingly-grew-marijuana-plants/

The smurf hat should have been a dead give-away.

The wife of the chief of police in the town where I used to live grew some marijuana in her flower garden and I was pretty shocked to see it there.  I asked her if she knew what it was and she said that she did.  It did have pretty flowers.