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I am the new meat
« on: January 02, 2012, 07:50:55 PM »
Wow, I never thought that I would feel like the new meat here.  Yet here we are.

I am pleased to be your entertainment.  I am a song and dance man.
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Re: I am the new meat
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2012, 08:13:13 PM »

"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: I am the new meat
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2012, 08:22:52 PM »
Outside the box and shocking.

Let me work on it.
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Re: I am the new meat
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2012, 08:36:20 PM »
 :grrr:
I can't see Parts reply!

Is he singing "she'll be coming round the mountain" whilst starkers with his one man band!?
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Re: I am the new meat
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2012, 08:39:24 PM »
404
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: I am the new meat
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2012, 08:42:05 PM »
:grrr:
I can't see Parts reply!

Is he singing "she'll be coming round the mountain" whilst starkers with his one man band!?

I thought you could not see it :o

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Re: I am the new meat
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2012, 08:48:15 PM »
well....i hate to ask...but can you make it bigger :eyebrows:
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Re: I am the new meat
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2012, 08:52:06 PM »
New meat, yes, fresh meat? no.  ::)

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Re: I am the new meat
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2012, 09:18:39 PM »
well....i hate to ask...but can you make it bigger :eyebrows:
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Re: I am the new meat
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2012, 01:37:17 AM »
It's a trap, folks.
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Re: I am the new meat
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2012, 01:49:32 AM »
 :'(
It's a trap, folks.
Why. You dirty rat!
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Re: I am the new meat
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2012, 01:50:54 AM »
 :zoinks:

It shouldn't be THAT easy.
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Re: I am the new meat
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2012, 01:57:13 AM »

                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: I am the new meat
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2012, 01:57:43 AM »
It may be.

You love old movie bits.
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Re: I am the new meat
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2012, 02:00:38 AM »
It may be.

You love old movie bits.

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                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!