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Re: X-MAS PRESENTS
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2012, 01:18:09 AM »
Top billing

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Re: X-MAS PRESENTS
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2012, 01:25:10 AM »
Quote from: Cafe Racer on January 03, 2012, 12:49:51 AM
Quote from: matthe on January 03, 2012, 12:36:56 AM
Quote from: Cafe Racer on January 03, 2012, 12:30:47 AM
Quote from: matthe on January 03, 2012, 12:27:47 AM
i got a shitload of balls. i play with my balls alot

matthole!!! you've been gone almost a year.    :zombiefuck:

Where and how have you been??

hey whats up. been spending alot of time in california last year and hence away from my computer. im bored and depressed and decided to drop in for a bit.

whats been going on around here?

well, recently, McJ is back, binty deleted her account, again. Jack (osensitive1) left. Shleed re-opened his site, TCO had his biggest volcanic eruption to date and there's been more WP drama that's spilled over here. We've had 2 WP mods join, and the first one (MLA) posted a bunch of WP mod logs.

There's a bunch more news, but that's a few of the major ones.

Where in California were/are you??

san diego and san juan capistrano. sounds like the same ol I2!
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Re: X-MAS PRESENTS
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2012, 02:28:16 AM »
Quote from: matthe on January 03, 2012, 01:25:10 AM
Quote from: Cafe Racer on January 03, 2012, 12:49:51 AM
Quote from: matthe on January 03, 2012, 12:36:56 AM
Quote from: Cafe Racer on January 03, 2012, 12:30:47 AM
Quote from: matthe on January 03, 2012, 12:27:47 AM
i got a shitload of balls. i play with my balls alot

matthole!!! you've been gone almost a year.    :zombiefuck:

Where and how have you been??

hey whats up. been spending alot of time in california last year and hence away from my computer. im bored and depressed and decided to drop in for a bit.

whats been going on around here?

well, recently, McJ is back, binty deleted her account, again. Jack (osensitive1) left. Shleed re-opened his site, TCO had his biggest volcanic eruption to date and there's been more WP drama that's spilled over here. We've had 2 WP mods join, and the first one (MLA) posted a bunch of WP mod logs.

There's a bunch more news, but that's a few of the major ones.

Where in California were/are you??

san diego and san juan capistrano. sounds like the same ol I2!

Did you know that a distant relative of mine ransacked the mission in San Juan Capistrano in 1815??

Took all their liquor stash and raped all the womenz!!!   :arrr:    :arrr:    :arrr:



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Re: X-MAS PRESENTS
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2012, 05:19:47 AM »
Quote from: Cafe Racer on January 03, 2012, 02:28:16 AM
Quote from: matthe on January 03, 2012, 01:25:10 AM
Quote from: Cafe Racer on January 03, 2012, 12:49:51 AM
Quote from: matthe on January 03, 2012, 12:36:56 AM
Quote from: Cafe Racer on January 03, 2012, 12:30:47 AM
Quote from: matthe on January 03, 2012, 12:27:47 AM
i got a shitload of balls. i play with my balls alot

matthole!!! you've been gone almost a year.    :zombiefuck:

Where and how have you been??

hey whats up. been spending alot of time in california last year and hence away from my computer. im bored and depressed and decided to drop in for a bit.

whats been going on around here?

well, recently, McJ is back, binty deleted her account, again. Jack (osensitive1) left. Shleed re-opened his site, TCO had his biggest volcanic eruption to date and there's been more WP drama that's spilled over here. We've had 2 WP mods join, and the first one (MLA) posted a bunch of WP mod logs.

There's a bunch more news, but that's a few of the major ones.

Where in California were/are you??

san diego and san juan capistrano. sounds like the same ol I2!

Did you know that a distant relative of mine ransacked the mission in San Juan Capistrano in 1815??

Took all their liquor stash and raped all the womenz!!!   :arrr:    :arrr:    :arrr:



:pirateship:

BRAVE! (did lit ever come back after that wannabe japaneese transvestite got banned?)
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Re: X-MAS PRESENTS
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2012, 05:21:08 AM »
LULZ THREAD HIJACK BRO? KTHXBAI!
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: X-MAS PRESENTS
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2012, 05:24:37 AM »
my thread now bitch  :yarly:
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Re: X-MAS PRESENTS
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2012, 05:31:19 AM »
Quote from: matthe on January 03, 2012, 05:24:37 AM
my thread now bitch  :yarly:

oddly enough, im abnormally fine with that. just started by me showing off my video games... was hoping other people would show off there stuff but hey, reminiscing and catching up is equally as good of a cause.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: X-MAS PRESENTS
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2012, 05:49:42 AM »
Quote from: General Armin Metrac on January 03, 2012, 05:31:19 AM
Quote from: matthe on January 03, 2012, 05:24:37 AM
my thread now bitch  :yarly:

oddly enough, im abnormally fine with that. just started by me showing off my video games... was hoping other people would show off there stuff but hey, reminiscing and catching up is equally as good of a cause.

hey now, i talked breifly about my balls before derailing yer thread. you should be honored that my first post in a long long time was placed here. 

:tickle: some of these new smileys are fun
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Re: X-MAS PRESENTS
« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2012, 05:53:33 AM »
now who wants to se my balls?
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Re: X-MAS PRESENTS
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2012, 05:57:40 AM »
Quote from: matthe on January 03, 2012, 05:53:33 AM
now who wants to se my balls?

come to canada, ill lick your swetty, salty, honey covered balls. wait. cant do that sorry. my toung would stick as its so cold.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: X-MAS PRESENTS
« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2012, 06:10:22 AM »
my balls could pose a fatal intestinal pinching risk if swallowed. id recomend not putting them in your mouth.

zenmagnets.com   i got the mandella set and its AWESOME

you can lick my testicles though, its warm here in the desert
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Re: X-MAS PRESENTS
« Reply #26 on: January 03, 2012, 07:38:01 AM »
Quote from: McMorrison on January 02, 2012, 09:14:57 PM
Quote from: Callaway on January 02, 2012, 09:04:00 PM
Quote from: McMorrison on January 02, 2012, 07:52:43 PM
Bought my wife new bedroom furnitur and sleep number bed.  She wondered aloud if I was trying to keep her in bed.
I said, " of course!"

Spoiled my kids as well.

I thought you already had a sleep number bed.  Did it break?
No.
It was 14 years old.

And I fucked up buying the bed frame.  Got a California king when our old bed was an eastern....ooops
Our boy got the old bed.

Did you clean off the 14 years of accumulated cumstains before you gave it to him?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: X-MAS PRESENTS
« Reply #27 on: January 03, 2012, 09:45:06 AM »
@ Peter, had to whip out the old chisel and hammer.
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Re: X-MAS PRESENTS
« Reply #28 on: January 03, 2012, 03:08:13 PM »
Quote from: McMorrison on January 03, 2012, 09:45:06 AM
@ Peter, had to whip out the old chisel and hammer.


for some reason i thought that would say "had to whip out the old cock"
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!
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