Suck it, Republicans (11-8 clarification: Eat it, too.)

[Nomaken]

How can you suck it hard and gently at the same time.  I want them to suck it hard, because men always want it harder than the giver is comfortable giving.

[hiroshima]

You can suck hard (suction) while sucking gently (rate of going up and down the penis) at the same time.

[Leto729]

the dems won the house, but the repubs won (or are winning?) the senate 

Maybe not.

Senate:
Democrats 50 seats
Republicans 48 seats
Independents 2 seats

and Democrats may yet win Virginia and be up to 51 seats.

[QuirkyCarla]

the dems won the house, but the repubs won (or are winning?) the senate 

Maybe not.

Senate:
Democrats 50 seats
Republicans 48 seats
Independents 2 seats

and Democrats may yet win Virginia and be up to 51 seats.

Nice. I enjoyed hearing Bush say on tv that the democrats won this election. 

[Cryono]

Hooray for the lesser of two evils!

[QuirkyCarla]

Indeed.

[ozymandias]

And that Rumsfeld got canned, despite all talk to the contrary!

This was something funny I heard yesterday, in Florida, Mark Foley's name was still on the ballot, his resignation over the page sex scandal came too late to print new ballots.  So somebody named Negron was appointed to run in his place.  So the Republicans came out with this slogan to make people aware that a vote for Foley was actually a vote for Negron.  I am not making this up!

"Punch Foley for Negron"

In other words punch the ballot and vote for a republican, Negron wound up losing anyway!

[QuirkyCarla]

[Idiot]

You can suck hard (suction) while sucking gently (rate of going up and down the penis) at the same time.

*Faints*

[McGiver]

the dems won the house, but the repubs won (or are winning?) the senate 

Maybe not.

Senate:
Democrats 50 seats
Republicans 48 seats
Independents 2 seats

and Democrats may yet win Virginia and be up to 51 seats.

where is bushs'  mandate now?

i think the mandate is that the american public cast their votes in retaliation of bushs' agenda.
the mandate is anti bush.

fuck him!

[QuirkyCarla]

the dems won the house, but the repubs won (or are winning?) the senate 

Maybe not.

Senate:
Democrats 50 seats
Republicans 48 seats
Independents 2 seats

and Democrats may yet win Virginia and be up to 51 seats.

where is bushs'  mandate now?

i think the mandate is that the american public cast their votes in retaliation of bushs' agenda.
the mandate is anti bush.

fuck him!

Yeah! 

[Idiot]

Last night, I said some mean and rotten things about Republicans, and tonight I mean to clarify those comments.

In addition to sucking it, I cordially invite the Republicans to eat it, as well.  Bitches.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/11/08/election.main/index.html

Yeah, that's right!  It's a Democratic Congress.  What the fuck are you going to do about it, buster?

[Scrapheap]

Last night, I said some mean and rotten things about Republicans, and tonight I mean to clarify those comments.

In addition to sucking it, I cordially invite the Republicans to eat it, as well.  Bitches.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/11/08/election.main/index.html

Yeah, that's right!  It's a Democratic Congress.  What the fuck are you going to do about it, buster?

The American people have traded horseshit for cowshit!! WoooooooHooooooooo!!

[Idiot]

New Senator Jim Webb (D-Virginia) killed a bunch of VietCong.

New Senator Jon Tester (D-Montana) lost three fingers in a meat grinder.

New Senator Bernie Sanders (I-Vermont) is a socialist and has crazy hair.

[QuirkyCarla]