Author Topic: Do the Ton!!!  (Read 2147 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Scrapheap

  • Guest
Re: Do the Ton!!!
« Reply #60 on: December 30, 2011, 03:08:00 AM »
Post pics if you do. :P

 Post pics of me washing Scrap's dishes?  :P

No, polishing my helmet silly!!!  ::)

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53574
  • Karma: 2714
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: Do the Ton!!!
« Reply #61 on: December 30, 2011, 03:13:10 AM »
Post pics if you do. :P

 Post pics of me washing Scrap's dishes?  :P

No, polishing my helmet silly!!!  ::)

 Your motorcycle helmet?  It is a good idea to wear one on the road!  :thumbup:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

Offline Al Swearegen

  • Pussycat of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 18721
  • Karma: 2240
  • Always front on and in your face
Re: Do the Ton!!!
« Reply #62 on: December 30, 2011, 04:15:23 AM »
I have never done the ton. Never had a desire to do so and likely never will
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108842
  • Karma: 4478
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Do the Ton!!!
« Reply #63 on: December 30, 2011, 11:29:35 AM »
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline Pyraxis

  • Werewolf Wrangler of the Aspie Elite
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 16663
  • Karma: 1430
  • aka Daria
Re: Do the Ton!!!
« Reply #64 on: December 30, 2011, 11:32:10 AM »
Bonus points if you can get Scrap washing your dishes!
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

Scrapheap

  • Guest
Re: Do the Ton!!!
« Reply #65 on: December 30, 2011, 03:36:32 PM »
I have never done the ton. Never had a desire to do so and likely never will

:chicken:

Offline lutra

  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5350
  • Karma: 481
  • Gender: Male
  • nosce te ipsum
Re: Do the Ton!!!
« Reply #66 on: December 30, 2011, 04:20:05 PM »
Never done the ton on a motorbike, and this doesn't count here, but did own a moped (Honda SS 50/we illegally boasted to 80cc) years ago that did 110.. km/h.. and yeah, rode that fast several times when I was 16~20 y/o. 

Yep, okay, not the same thing but the sensation of riding the thing that fast could be quite a similar experience (, I suppose).
Solum certum nihil esse certi et homine nihil miserius aut superbius.

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108842
  • Karma: 4478
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Do the Ton!!!
« Reply #67 on: December 30, 2011, 05:55:57 PM »
I want a Jaguar XK-R to take for a spin on the Autobahn.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline Parts

  • The Mad
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 37410
  • Karma: 3057
  • Gender: Female
  • Who are you?
Re: Do the Ton!!!
« Reply #68 on: December 30, 2011, 06:32:27 PM »
My fast driving days coincided with the speedometers on most cars in the US only going up to 85MPH the van I have now only goes that high also. So how fast I was going was always somewhat a mystery.   
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

Offline Icequeen

  • News Box Slave
  • Insane Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 12003
  • Karma: 2026
  • Gender: Female
  • I peopled today.
Re: Do the Ton!!!
« Reply #69 on: December 31, 2011, 12:22:00 PM »
My first car (mom's 1977 Saab) had a speedometer that went to 120.

I don't know about 120, but it could do 100 and the protective pan in the front made for a better off-roading experience. :zoinks:

Offline Parts

  • The Mad
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 37410
  • Karma: 3057
  • Gender: Female
  • Who are you?
Re: Do the Ton!!!
« Reply #70 on: December 31, 2011, 07:16:51 PM »
Once when I still drove fast  I  was driving a Ford E350 van the speedometer only went to 85mph which if was a clock would have been at 4 o'clock I got needle up to about 630. Not sure how fast that was but it would not be possible in my current van as there is pin to stop the needle
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Do the Ton!!!
« Reply #71 on: January 01, 2012, 01:31:37 PM »
Never done the ton on a motorbike, and this doesn't count here, but did own a moped (Honda SS 50/we illegally boasted to 80cc) years ago that did 110.. km/h.. and yeah, rode that fast several times when I was 16~20 y/o. 

Yep, okay, not the same thing but the sensation of riding the thing that fast could be quite a similar experience (, I suppose).



Very brave, (or stupid....) not having the weight on the machine you were riding to handle that speed.

This should count. :hotrodder:
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline lutra

  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5350
  • Karma: 481
  • Gender: Male
  • nosce te ipsum
Re: Do the Ton!!!
« Reply #72 on: January 01, 2012, 02:33:07 PM »
Well, there were moments I did some stupid stuff riding mopeds, sure, but I only fell once with a moped in those days. That was when I rode on a gravel surface (freshly laid there) going through a sharp corner. I slipped and opened up my right leg, ruining my trousers.

Maybe there were a few minor accidents I've forgotten about but nearly always I was quite a sensible moped rider. Didn't always ride max speed too.. that only would shorten the life of the one cylinder motors that were already p/m 20 y/o. 

Never been caught by coppers either. They tried but I always out-sneaked the 'moustaches'. :LOL: Even in this city of utter morons those fuckers, 2/3 years ago, couldn't catch me on my moped that doesn't go any faster than 55 kms. 4/5 police vans were chasing me and I out-played them again.

Aah, thinking about this makes me smile/laugh a bit. Riding a motor bike or moped tend to always be fun.
Solum certum nihil esse certi et homine nihil miserius aut superbius.

Offline Calavera

  • The Intellectually Deficient of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 3735
  • Karma: 358
  • Gender: Male
Re: Do the Ton!!!
« Reply #73 on: January 01, 2012, 02:52:16 PM »
I've done a ton of ton (Arabic for tuna fish).

Offline lutra

  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5350
  • Karma: 481
  • Gender: Male
  • nosce te ipsum
Re: Do the Ton!!!
« Reply #74 on: January 01, 2012, 03:01:03 PM »
Are you doing an all-nighter, McC.. or do I need to study my world time zones map again?
Solum certum nihil esse certi et homine nihil miserius aut superbius.