Do the Ton!!!

[earthboundmisfit]

I passed a couple of trucks yesterday on the highway, and looked down to see I was doing 95. Whoops. Didn't even feel that fast.

[odeon]

I love speed. I'm too much of a coward to ride a bike but I don't mind a V12 and lots of horsepower.

[Scrapheap]

I pushed a Volvo V70 to 180 kmh on the Autobahn but that felt unsafe. I worried about the car but most of all about the tyres. Trusting the car is important.

I never thought I'd hear the words 'Volvo' and 'unsafe' used in the same sentence. 

[Scrapheap]

I love speed. I'm too much of a coward to ride a bike but I don't mind a V12 and lots of horsepower.

You can always take your car to the drag strip, there's a few of them in Sweden.

There's little chance of wrecking your car in a straight line. 

[odeon]

I pushed a Volvo V70 to 180 kmh on the Autobahn but that felt unsafe. I worried about the car but most of all about the tyres. Trusting the car is important.

I never thought I'd hear the words 'Volvo' and 'unsafe' used in the same sentence. 

Has to be a first time for everything. Although in all fairness, that car had tyres that weren't meant for the Autobahn.

[odeon]

I love speed. I'm too much of a coward to ride a bike but I don't mind a V12 and lots of horsepower.

You can always take your car to the drag strip, there's a few of them in Sweden.

There's little chance of wrecking your car in a straight line. 

I'm tempted, tbh. I want to see if 250 kmh is doable.

["couldbecousin"]

I love speed. I'm too much of a coward to ride a bike but I don't mind a V12 and lots of horsepower.

You can always take your car to the drag strip, there's a few of them in Sweden.

There's little chance of wrecking your car in a straight line. 

 If anybody could do that, I could! 

[Scrapheap]

I love speed. I'm too much of a coward to ride a bike but I don't mind a V12 and lots of horsepower.

You can always take your car to the drag strip, there's a few of them in Sweden.

There's little chance of wrecking your car in a straight line. 

 If anybody could do that, I could! 

That's why I didn't suggest it to you.   

["couldbecousin"]

I love speed. I'm too much of a coward to ride a bike but I don't mind a V12 and lots of horsepower.

You can always take your car to the drag strip, there's a few of them in Sweden.

There's little chance of wrecking your car in a straight line. 

 If anybody could do that, I could! 

That's why I didn't suggest it to you.   

 But if I try it and get hurt, I'm totally suing you! 

[Scrapheap]

I love speed. I'm too much of a coward to ride a bike but I don't mind a V12 and lots of horsepower.

You can always take your car to the drag strip, there's a few of them in Sweden.

There's little chance of wrecking your car in a straight line. 

 If anybody could do that, I could! 

That's why I didn't suggest it to you.   

 But if I try it and get hurt, I'm totally suing you! 

If you sue and lose (most likely) and can't pay, you'll have to offer up your, ahem, services.   

["couldbecousin"]

I love speed. I'm too much of a coward to ride a bike but I don't mind a V12 and lots of horsepower.

You can always take your car to the drag strip, there's a few of them in Sweden.

There's little chance of wrecking your car in a straight line. 

 If anybody could do that, I could! 

That's why I didn't suggest it to you.   

 But if I try it and get hurt, I'm totally suing you! 

If you sue and lose (most likely) and can't pay, you'll have to offer up your, ahem, services.   

 I'll be happy to help you wash dishes, I am a professional!   

[Scrapheap]

Why did I see that one comming??   

["couldbecousin"]

Why did I see that one comming??   

     I've certainly been here long enough that you should have!

[odeon]

Post pics if you do.

["couldbecousin"]

Post pics if you do.

 Post pics of me washing Scrap's dishes?