Do the Ton!!!

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It means to go 100mph on a motorcycle.

Given the fact that most of you here are cage pilots though, I'll allow you to do 100mph in your car to qualify.

So go out there and do the ton!! and post about it here.

I did the ton this morning on my Nighthawk, on a straight strech of highway 135 between Harris Grade and Los Alamos. 

[P7PSP]

I got up to 105 mph in my 2003 Grand Am on highway 80 between Winnemucca and Fallon a few years ago. That is my most recent.

[Queen Victoria]

I'll keep my horsepower within the limits because I can't afford a ticket, thank  you very much.

[Parts]

I don't drive that fast anymore.  I got close to 100 on my cross country trip the year before last but that's about it for me now.

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I got up to 105 mph in my 2003 Grand Am on highway 80 between Winnemucca and Fallon a few years ago. That is my most recent.

               

["couldbecousin"]

 At first glance I thought the title of this thread could have been a fat joke.


 "Date CBC" = "Do the ton." 

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At first glance I thought the title of this thread could have been a fat joke.


 "Date CBC" = "Do the ton." 

['andersom']

At first glance I thought the title of this thread could have been a fat joke.


 "Date CBC" = "Do the ton." 

You can make your reservations to date CBC with me. And I'll make sure that you all get a fair chance, and that no one will be getting more favours than another.

["couldbecousin"]

At first glance I thought the title of this thread could have been a fat joke.


 "Date CBC" = "Do the ton." 

You can make your reservations to date CBC with me. And I'll make sure that you all get a fair chance, and that no one will be getting more favours than another.

 Sweet aspie cows make the best pimp mamas! 

['andersom']

At first glance I thought the title of this thread could have been a fat joke.


 "Date CBC" = "Do the ton." 

You can make your reservations to date CBC with me. And I'll make sure that you all get a fair chance, and that no one will be getting more favours than another.

 Sweet aspie cows make the best pimp mamas! 

We'll share the profits equally, after expenses have been paid.

["couldbecousin"]

At first glance I thought the title of this thread could have been a fat joke.


 "Date CBC" = "Do the ton." 

You can make your reservations to date CBC with me. And I'll make sure that you all get a fair chance, and that no one will be getting more favours than another.

 Sweet aspie cows make the best pimp mamas! 

We'll share the profits equally, after expenses have been paid.

 "Expenses" could cover a lot of your personal shopping, I'm getting a lawyer! 

['andersom']

At first glance I thought the title of this thread could have been a fat joke.


 "Date CBC" = "Do the ton." 

You can make your reservations to date CBC with me. And I'll make sure that you all get a fair chance, and that no one will be getting more favours than another.

 Sweet aspie cows make the best pimp mamas! 

We'll share the profits equally, after expenses have been paid.

 "Expenses" could cover a lot of your personal shopping, I'm getting a lawyer! 

I know, and those expenses go both ways. You may need to fly to Europe, for a date with Adam. That's expenses too. And, then I will have to look perfect, to await you at the airport, and, I'll have my ferry and train costs. We need rooms, in good hotels. Dating CBC is not going to be cheap at all.

["couldbecousin"]

At first glance I thought the title of this thread could have been a fat joke.


 "Date CBC" = "Do the ton." 

You can make your reservations to date CBC with me. And I'll make sure that you all get a fair chance, and that no one will be getting more favours than another.

 Sweet aspie cows make the best pimp mamas! 

We'll share the profits equally, after expenses have been paid.

 "Expenses" could cover a lot of your personal shopping, I'm getting a lawyer! 

I know, and those expenses go both ways. You may need to fly to Europe, for a date with Adam. That's expenses too. And, then I will have to look perfect, to await you at the airport, and, I'll have my ferry and train costs. We need rooms, in good hotels. Dating CBC is not going to be cheap at all.

 It's beginning to sound like a very glamorous life!  Imagine a Weeble in a mink coat!

['andersom']

I've come close to doing the ton, but, lacked 10 more km/hour.

Did experience it last fall in the car of my SIL though. She is the notorious racing monster of the family.

['andersom']

At first glance I thought the title of this thread could have been a fat joke.


 "Date CBC" = "Do the ton." 

You can make your reservations to date CBC with me. And I'll make sure that you all get a fair chance, and that no one will be getting more favours than another.

 Sweet aspie cows make the best pimp mamas! 

We'll share the profits equally, after expenses have been paid.

 "Expenses" could cover a lot of your personal shopping, I'm getting a lawyer! 

I know, and those expenses go both ways. You may need to fly to Europe, for a date with Adam. That's expenses too. And, then I will have to look perfect, to await you at the airport, and, I'll have my ferry and train costs. We need rooms, in good hotels. Dating CBC is not going to be cheap at all.

 It's beginning to sound like a very glamorous life!  Imagine a Weeble in a mink coat!

And chaperoned by a cow with intricately polished hooves.