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Offline Zippo

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Zippo's facebook trolling
« on: December 15, 2011, 10:51:00 PM »
so i got bored and posted a smart ass remark on facebook, on someones wall {no suprise} and someone came back and bitched at me for it {also no suprise}

so i amused myself, here is the result
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Zippo's facebook trolling
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2011, 11:01:59 PM »
Conversate.  :hahaha:  :thumbdn:
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Re: Zippo's facebook trolling
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2011, 11:29:26 PM »
Quote from: PPK on December 15, 2011, 11:01:59 PM
Conversate.  :hahaha:  :thumbdn:

post got deleted by her. didnt even see that one. wish i had, would have used it. got more coming just let me blur out the names
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Zippo's facebook trolling
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2011, 11:59:26 PM »
:LMAO:


I've never tried trolling facebook but it looks like shooting fish in a barrel.

God that's one dumb bitch! :rofl:
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Re: Zippo's facebook trolling
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2011, 04:45:57 AM »
She got the attention she wanted.
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Re: Zippo's facebook trolling
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2011, 05:31:58 AM »
Trolling? It sounds moar like butthurt excused as trolling. :zoinks:

But seriously, I would have said something on the lines that, "Oh don't flatter yourself, I'm probably the only guy in existence who's even noticed you and it wasn't for good reasons. I mean damn, You are fugly judging from your facebook photos. A guy would have to knock you out and put a paper bag over your head to even want to look at you, let alone fuck you lol."
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Re: Zippo's facebook trolling
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2011, 10:33:41 AM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on December 16, 2011, 05:31:58 AM
Trolling? It sounds moar like butthurt excused as trolling. :zoinks:

But seriously, I would have said something on the lines that, "Oh don't flatter yourself, I'm probably the only guy in existence who's even noticed you and it wasn't for good reasons. I mean damn, You are fugly judging from your facebook photos. A guy would have to knock you out and put a paper bag over your head to even want to look at you, let alone fuck you lol."

i prefer to make logical points and than throw in stuff like "you slut" or "dumb bitch" somewhere in there to piss them off.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Zippo's facebook trolling
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2011, 11:46:26 AM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on December 16, 2011, 05:31:58 AM
Trolling? It sounds moar like butthurt excused as trolling. :zoinks:

But seriously, I would have said something on the lines that, "Oh don't flatter yourself, I'm probably the only guy in existence who's even noticed you and it wasn't for good reasons. I mean damn, You are fugly judging from your facebook photos. A guy would have to knock you out and put a paper bag over your head to even want to look at you, let alone fuck you lol."

 :agreed:


Me personally , I would have said something like:

"Sweetie , all the duckfacing in the world will not save you... you are just physically revolting in every aspect , you have more chance of being fucked by a decaying horse than a living breathing man.  :-*"

But then I'm a bitch.  :zoinks:
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Re: Zippo's facebook trolling
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2011, 03:56:27 PM »
Quote from: Squidusa on December 16, 2011, 11:46:26 AM
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on December 16, 2011, 05:31:58 AM
Trolling? It sounds moar like butthurt excused as trolling. :zoinks:

But seriously, I would have said something on the lines that, "Oh don't flatter yourself, I'm probably the only guy in existence who's even noticed you and it wasn't for good reasons. I mean damn, You are fugly judging from your facebook photos. A guy would have to knock you out and put a paper bag over your head to even want to look at you, let alone fuck you lol."

 :agreed:


Me personally , I would have said something like:

"Sweetie , all the duckfacing in the world will not save you... you are just physically revolting in every aspect , you have more chance of being fucked by a decaying horse than a living breathing man.  :-*"

But then I'm a bitch.  :zoinks:

meh i guess its just not me to make random insults without making logical points for them follow. at least not unless im pissed off. i was really to busy laughing.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Zippo's facebook trolling
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2011, 05:03:36 PM »
He actually did alright. Especially that he called her out on her bullshit. That's good enough feat for me.
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