Can anyone relate to this?

[Calavera]

You had - do you still believe in heaven? Or that there is anything when we die?

Sorry, off topic I know. But I am curious.

Not anymore. After death it's just what I previously said. Just what it was like before I was born, it will so after I die.

[renaeden]

I believe the same thing. It makes sense to me.

[El]

You had - do you still believe in heaven? Or that there is anything when we die?

Sorry, off topic I know. But I am curious.

YOU MUST STAY ON TOPIC!!!   

[Adam]

I think when I die I go to a big mcdonalds in the sky, where there are lots of cats and hot naked women who serve me cheezburgers

or if I've been naughty I go to a big underground Primark

[Scrapheap]

I think when I die I go to a big mcdonalds in the sky, where there are lots of cats and hot naked women who serve me cheezburgers

or if I've been naughty I go to a big underground Primark

I have special info on this subject, and I can tell you that there's no McDonalds in the sky, they have In-N-Out Burger up there.    Oh, there's also Jack in the Box, but that's only if you want fast food. The primary restaurant chain in heaven is The Yardhouse.           

["couldbecousin"]

I think when I die I go to a big mcdonalds in the sky, where there are lots of cats and hot naked women who serve me cheezburgers

or if I've been naughty I go to a big underground Primark

I have special info on this subject, and I can tell you that there's no McDonalds in the sky, they have In-N-Out Burger up there.    Oh, there's also Jack in the Box, but that's only if you want fast food. The primary restaurant chain in heaven is The Yardhouse.         

 Have you had a near-death experience? 

[Scrapheap]

I think when I die I go to a big mcdonalds in the sky, where there are lots of cats and hot naked women who serve me cheezburgers

or if I've been naughty I go to a big underground Primark

I have special info on this subject, and I can tell you that there's no McDonalds in the sky, they have In-N-Out Burger up there.    Oh, there's also Jack in the Box, but that's only if you want fast food. The primary restaurant chain in heaven is The Yardhouse.         

 Have you had a near-death experience? 

No, I just talk to god.      

["couldbecousin"]

I think when I die I go to a big mcdonalds in the sky, where there are lots of cats and hot naked women who serve me cheezburgers

or if I've been naughty I go to a big underground Primark

I have special info on this subject, and I can tell you that there's no McDonalds in the sky, they have In-N-Out Burger up there.    Oh, there's also Jack in the Box, but that's only if you want fast food. The primary restaurant chain in heaven is The Yardhouse.         

 Have you had a near-death experience? 

No, I just talk to god.      

 Cool, what does he say?  Does he like me? 

[P7PSP]

I think when I die I go to a big mcdonalds in the sky, where there are lots of cats and hot naked women who serve me cheezburgers

or if I've been naughty I go to a big underground Primark

I have special info on this subject, and I can tell you that there's no McDonalds in the sky, they have In-N-Out Burger up there.    Oh, there's also Jack in the Box, but that's only if you want fast food. The primary restaurant chain in heaven is The Yardhouse.         

 Have you had a near-death experience? 

No, I just talk to god.      

 Cool, what does he say?  Does he like me? 

No. 

["couldbecousin"]

I think when I die I go to a big mcdonalds in the sky, where there are lots of cats and hot naked women who serve me cheezburgers

or if I've been naughty I go to a big underground Primark

I have special info on this subject, and I can tell you that there's no McDonalds in the sky, they have In-N-Out Burger up there.    Oh, there's also Jack in the Box, but that's only if you want fast food. The primary restaurant chain in heaven is The Yardhouse.         

 Have you had a near-death experience? 

No, I just talk to god.      

 Cool, what does he say?  Does he like me? 

No. 

 Somebody is about to get a good old-fashioned ass-whooping!