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Re: Facts you would rather not think about
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2011, 08:01:02 PM »
Hotel sheets do I need to say any more :zombiefuck:
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Re: Facts you would rather not think about
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2011, 08:50:23 PM »
What a scam.  Blue Led is not the same as an ultra violet light.     :facepalm2:

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Re: Facts you would rather not think about
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2011, 09:07:08 PM »


As it says unpleasant, gross or disturbing ones

All the water on the planet has been recycled though someone or something at some point probably countless times.  That's right that fancy bottled water was once piss


And it will be again in about ten minutes   :zoinks:

 Unless you're like me, and have a 14-hour bladder!  :autism:
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Re: Facts you would rather not think about
« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2011, 03:13:31 AM »
What a scam.  Blue Led is not the same as an ultra violet light.     :facepalm2:

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Re: Facts you would rather not think about
« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2011, 08:01:15 PM »
Hotel sheets do I need to say any more :zombiefuck:

 I hear hotel phones and TV remotes are even ickier!  :sick:
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Re: Facts you would rather not think about
« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2011, 08:19:02 PM »
Anything lots of people use tends to be yuck like public

Swimming pools
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Re: Facts you would rather not think about
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2011, 07:09:11 AM »
I hate using the keyboards at uni as you never know where people's hands have been. I have a sanitising hand lotion that I use before and after I use them. But other public use stuff like phones, etc. Yuck, I don't want to go out any more. :sick:
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Re: Facts you would rather not think about
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2011, 11:36:51 AM »
Over your lifetime you will produce enough spit to fill a swimming pool.

Over your lifetime you will produce enough jizz to fill a bathtub. :nomakened:

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Re: Facts you would rather not think about
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2011, 03:00:21 PM »
Over your lifetime you will produce enough spit to fill a swimming pool.

Over your lifetime you will produce enough jizz to fill a bathtub. :nomakened:

No I won't.  :orly:

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Re: Facts you would rather not think about
« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2011, 07:02:19 PM »
Over your lifetime you will produce enough spit to fill a swimming pool.

Over your lifetime you will produce enough jizz to fill a bathtub. :nomakened:

No I won't.  :orly:

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Re: Facts you would rather not think about
« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2011, 02:17:05 AM »
Over your lifetime you will produce enough spit to fill a swimming pool.

Over your lifetime you will produce enough jizz to fill a bathtub. :nomakened:

No I won't.  :orly:

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Re: Facts you would rather not think about
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2017, 02:05:48 PM »
  Apparently our moon is (slowly) leaving us.  Eventually it will be too far away to stabilize our orbit
   with its gravitational pull.  We'll all be long gone when that happens, but it still makes me sad.  :(
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Re: Facts you would rather not think about
« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2017, 04:30:10 PM »
  Apparently our moon is (slowly) leaving us.  Eventually it will be too far away to stabilize our orbit
   with its gravitational pull.  We'll all be long gone when that happens, but it still makes me sad.  :(

Probably a better outcome than an inward spiral.

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Re: Facts you would rather not think about
« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2017, 01:33:23 AM »
 :laugh:

Would be interesting though. Think the moon would go in circles faster and faster. What would a scenario of the moon coming closer mean for the tides?
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