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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2016, 03:52:52 PM »
  I just swallowed a very large oval-shaped pill while turning my head slightly to the side.
  It really hurt my throat and I'm lucky I didn't choke!  Pill-taking time is no time for multi-tasking.  :facepalm2:


 :zombiefuck: I'm horrible at swallowing pills, I refuse them anymore and ask for something else if they look too big. Seems like if you choke once badly, that's all it takes...the fear always seems to stay with you.

In other news...I dropped a 12pk of coke in the driveway carrying groceries.  :GA:

Mass fucking explosion, coke spraying everywhere, cans rolling away down the hill, and some choice cuss words.

I remember when cans where a hell of a lot sturdier.

I need to start filming myself.

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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2016, 04:33:58 PM »
  I just swallowed a very large oval-shaped pill while turning my head slightly to the side.
  It really hurt my throat and I'm lucky I didn't choke!  Pill-taking time is no time for multi-tasking.  :facepalm2:


 :zombiefuck: I'm horrible at swallowing pills, I refuse them anymore and ask for something else if they look too big. Seems like if you choke once badly, that's all it takes...the fear always seems to stay with you.

In other news...I dropped a 12pk of coke in the driveway carrying groceries.  :GA:

Mass fucking explosion, coke spraying everywhere, cans rolling away down the hill, and some choice cuss words.

I remember when cans where a hell of a lot sturdier.

I need to start filming myself.

  Mayhem with cans would make a great video!   :coke: :litigious:
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2016, 10:46:33 PM »
I take my morning 14 pills in one go.  I might do good or oral sex, but I'm NOT going to try.
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2016, 11:22:49 PM »
I take my morning 14 pills in one go.  I might do good or oral sex, but I'm NOT going to try.
Wow, my record of 9 isn't even close.
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2016, 11:26:06 PM »
I take my morning 14 pills in one go.  I might do good or oral sex, but I'm NOT going to try.
Wow, my record of 9 isn't even close.

How is that even possible? :GA:

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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2017, 01:51:39 PM »
  I love to twist my hair.  Currently I have it bunched up and looped around itself as if some strands
   were hair elastics.  It's going to take some time to untangle it, since it's on the back of my head.  :tard:
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2017, 03:37:31 PM »
  I love to twist my hair.  Currently I have it bunched up and looped around itself as if some strands
   were hair elastics.  It's going to take some time to untangle it, since it's on the back of my head.  :tard:


Sounds like a creative dreadlock bun.
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2017, 05:11:04 PM »
I take my morning 14 pills in one go.  I might do good or oral sex, but I'm NOT going to try.
Wow, my record of 9 isn't even close.

How is that even possible? :GA:

What?  Taking 14 pills?  They don't clump together.  It's no different than taking a big bite of something.
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2017, 05:07:40 AM »
  I love to twist my hair.  Currently I have it bunched up and looped around itself as if some strands
   were hair elastics.  It's going to take some time to untangle it, since it's on the back of my head.  :tard:


Sounds like a creative dreadlock bun.

  I got it untangled, fortunately.  One time, years ago, I had my hair so snarled up that I had to
   cut the clumps out.  I ended up losing about 1/3 of the thickness of my already-thin hair.  :tard:
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