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Re: The EASTER thread.
« Reply #75 on: March 31, 2017, 07:43:03 AM »
I hate Easter. I just hate it

  But ... why?  Do you hate little bunny rabbits?   :bunny love:

Didn't they teach you at primary school what bunnies did to Australia?

  When I was in primary school, I didn't even know Australia existed.  :P

What did they tell you about the world, back then?

  That it was round?  :dunno:

They were wrong. The earth could well be round and yet quite flat, but I think we all suspect with a debatable degree of surety in this day and age that the earth is somewhat spheroid.
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Re: The EASTER thread.
« Reply #76 on: March 31, 2017, 09:04:27 PM »
I trust vaguely that it is somehow a renewal thing based on the seasons that are in opposition to the ones we have in our Hemisphere.

Yeah and that is why Australia and the rest of the southern hemisphere should have their own unique set of holidays. Or at least move the Christian ones to the other side of the year. It's not like Jesus was born in December anyway.

What's your growing season? Is there a specific time of renewal that would actually make sense?
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Re: The EASTER thread.
« Reply #77 on: April 01, 2017, 01:23:28 AM »
I trust vaguely that it is somehow a renewal thing based on the seasons that are in opposition to the ones we have in our Hemisphere.

Yeah and that is why Australia and the rest of the southern hemisphere should have their own unique set of holidays. Or at least move the Christian ones to the other side of the year. It's not like Jesus was born in December anyway.

What's your growing season? Is there a specific time of renewal that would actually make sense?
Agreed. Seasonal celebrations have been part of cultures with clear seasons for a very long time.
I'm in favour of keeping them, but then I am a rural girl. For people in an inner city area those feasts may mean nothing.

For me Easter was one of the best celebrations. For weeks working on building the best Easter pile and then having a massive bonfire on Easter Monday. Stollen for breakfast, fire in the evening and in the particular area I used to live, the liberty to smear people's faces with soot.

Fire, to becon the sun to grow strong and warm the fields. Rubbish chanched into fertile ashes.

Somehow our chickens always took a break from laying eggs, before Easter.  :lol1:
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Re: The EASTER thread.
« Reply #78 on: April 01, 2017, 06:29:34 AM »
I hate Easter. I just hate it

Okay, I lose two days pay to celebrate a Judeo-Christian celebration. I am neither Jewish nor Christian, but all good. I would rather work but I literally can't. So I do not go to church. What do I do instead? I give an egg to my daughter. An egg. I remember Christ was on the cross holding an Easter Egg that the Easter bunny gave to him...

No, wait a moment....THAT is not the Judeo-Christian celebration we are celebrating. The Egg and the Bunny are remnants of a lost Pagan celebration which is not in any way part of the biblical mythology or narrative. It is lost in history what the Hell we are trying to celebrate. I trust vaguely that it is somehow a renewal thing based on the seasons that are in opposition to the ones we have in our Hemisphere.

Christianity adopted THIS Tradition as they did others like Valentines Day. Most of the various Saints are other religions Gods and worshipped figures that they "amalgamated". St Nicholaus? Part elf/part Winter Spirit/part Saint Nicolaus/Part 1930's Coca Cola Commercialised figure with red clothes and white hair and beard. hardly about a messiah being born.

Truth is that the dates of Jesus's death and birth were not even correct but were changes to accommodate these existing celebrations that they are celebrating.

Yet we take time off we do not want to take, We are not paid and have to buy crap based on a myth that we know is contrived and commercialised and that we don't believe in but that we pretend we both do believe and like. Its all a fat pile of crap.

Oh yes. Bah humbug

  But, but, but ... the candy!  :chocolate:  :'(
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Re: The EASTER thread.
« Reply #79 on: April 01, 2017, 09:29:23 AM »
Drove past this house the other day...enough plastic eggs and inflatable bunnies to choke a horse.

Rounded the corner...and bam....the boy and I just stopped and said WTF "these people obviously have too much time on their hands".


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Re: The EASTER thread.
« Reply #80 on: April 01, 2017, 08:09:58 PM »
I hate Easter. I just hate it

Okay, I lose two days pay to celebrate a Judeo-Christian celebration. I am neither Jewish nor Christian, but all good. I would rather work but I literally can't. So I do not go to church. What do I do instead? I give an egg to my daughter. An egg. I remember Christ was on the cross holding an Easter Egg that the Easter bunny gave to him...

No, wait a moment....THAT is not the Judeo-Christian celebration we are celebrating. The Egg and the Bunny are remnants of a lost Pagan celebration which is not in any way part of the biblical mythology or narrative. It is lost in history what the Hell we are trying to celebrate. I trust vaguely that it is somehow a renewal thing based on the seasons that are in opposition to the ones we have in our Hemisphere.

Christianity adopted THIS Tradition as they did others like Valentines Day. Most of the various Saints are other religions Gods and worshipped figures that they "amalgamated". St Nicholaus? Part elf/part Winter Spirit/part Saint Nicolaus/Part 1930's Coca Cola Commercialised figure with red clothes and white hair and beard. hardly about a messiah being born.

Truth is that the dates of Jesus's death and birth were not even correct but were changes to accommodate these existing celebrations that they are celebrating.

Yet we take time off we do not want to take, We are not paid and have to buy crap based on a myth that we know is contrived and commercialised and that we don't believe in but that we pretend we both do believe and like. Its all a fat pile of crap.

Oh yes. Bah humbug

  But, but, but ... the candy!  :chocolate:  :'(

I am not a real fan of chocolate and my daughter is lactose intolerant
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Re: The EASTER thread.
« Reply #81 on: April 02, 2017, 06:57:58 AM »
I hate Easter. I just hate it

Okay, I lose two days pay to celebrate a Judeo-Christian celebration. I am neither Jewish nor Christian, but all good. I would rather work but I literally can't. So I do not go to church. What do I do instead? I give an egg to my daughter. An egg. I remember Christ was on the cross holding an Easter Egg that the Easter bunny gave to him...

No, wait a moment....THAT is not the Judeo-Christian celebration we are celebrating. The Egg and the Bunny are remnants of a lost Pagan celebration which is not in any way part of the biblical mythology or narrative. It is lost in history what the Hell we are trying to celebrate. I trust vaguely that it is somehow a renewal thing based on the seasons that are in opposition to the ones we have in our Hemisphere.

Christianity adopted THIS Tradition as they did others like Valentines Day. Most of the various Saints are other religions Gods and worshipped figures that they "amalgamated". St Nicholaus? Part elf/part Winter Spirit/part Saint Nicolaus/Part 1930's Coca Cola Commercialised figure with red clothes and white hair and beard. hardly about a messiah being born.

Truth is that the dates of Jesus's death and birth were not even correct but were changes to accommodate these existing celebrations that they are celebrating.

Yet we take time off we do not want to take, We are not paid and have to buy crap based on a myth that we know is contrived and commercialised and that we don't believe in but that we pretend we both do believe and like. Its all a fat pile of crap.

Oh yes. Bah humbug

  But, but, but ... the candy!  :chocolate:  :'(

I am not a real fan of chocolate and my daughter is lactose intolerant

  You're just a big old buzzkill, aren't you?  :P
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Re: The EASTER thread.
« Reply #82 on: April 02, 2017, 09:23:04 AM »
Psst...pass the chocolate over here...and those marshmallow peeps.

I'll guard them from the non-believers.  :autism:

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Re: The EASTER thread.
« Reply #83 on: April 02, 2017, 09:35:22 AM »
Psst...pass the chocolate over here...and those marshmallow peeps.

I'll guard them from the non-believers.  :autism:


 Do you prefer fresh or stale  Marshmallow peeps?  My wife likes to open the up and leave them out a day or two before she eats them :zombiefuck:
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Re: The EASTER thread.
« Reply #84 on: April 02, 2017, 09:42:36 AM »
Psst...pass the chocolate over here...and those marshmallow peeps.

I'll guard them from the non-believers.  :autism:


 Do you prefer fresh or stale  Marshmallow peeps?  My wife likes to open the up and leave them out a day or two before she eats them :zombiefuck:

I like them both ways. They get all crunchy when they're stale. :autism:

But I lack self-control and patience.

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Re: The EASTER thread.
« Reply #85 on: April 02, 2017, 11:13:23 AM »
No marshmallowpeeps here.

But will see if I can make a small bonfire in the garden, with marshmallows to roast for Easter.
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Re: The EASTER thread.
« Reply #86 on: April 02, 2017, 11:16:31 AM »
  I'm ready for Easter with my new lady hat!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: The EASTER thread.
« Reply #87 on: April 02, 2017, 11:24:39 AM »
  I'm ready for Easter with my new lady hat!  :2thumbsup:

You should get yourself such a hat in offline life too.
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Re: The EASTER thread.
« Reply #88 on: April 02, 2017, 11:28:20 AM »
  I'm ready for Easter with my new lady hat!  :2thumbsup:

You should get yourself such a hat in offline life too.

  Unfortunately, my real-life head is not made for hats.  :laugh:
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Re: The EASTER thread.
« Reply #89 on: April 02, 2017, 11:33:15 AM »
They make hats for heads, not the other wat around, you silly girl.
You just need a good hatter.
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