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Happy Evacuation Day!!!!!!
« on: November 25, 2011, 02:24:21 AM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evacuation_Day_(New_York)

Yes, it was 228 years ago today that we kicked you Limey Bastards out of New York City!!!  :viking:

FUCK YOU! LIMEY BASTARDS!!!!!!!!

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For all Americans: if you see someone talking with a British accent, on American soil, it's perfectly legal to beat them to within an inch of their lives, then tar and feather them! :arrr: The cops already know about this, they won't arrest myou or anything.  :autism:
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Re: Happy Evacuation Day!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2011, 11:51:01 AM »
I wonder how the people who emigrated to America from England lost their accents? :zoinks:
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Re: Happy Evacuation Day!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2011, 11:55:06 AM »
Quote from: Serpent Throne on November 25, 2011, 11:51:01 AM
I wonder how the people who emigrated to America from England lost their accents? :zoinks:

 It's simple, by coming to America they automatically became more awesome!  :autism:
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Re: Happy Evacuation Day!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2011, 03:54:26 PM »
Quote from: Grease Monkey on November 25, 2011, 02:24:21 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evacuation_Day_(New_York)

Yes, it was 228 years ago today that we kicked you Limey Bastards out of New York City!!!  :viking:

FUCK YOU! LIMEY BASTARDS!!!!!!!!

:pirateship:

For all Americans: if you see someone talking with a British accent, on American soil, it's perfectly legal to beat them to within an inch of their lives, then tar and feather them! :arrr: The cops already know about this, they won't arrest myou or anything.  :autism:
It's a shame you guys don't realise that it was over a long time ago.  In fact i reckon some of you lot are still taking us out!  only you aptly call it 'friendly fire'   ffs

*pssst oi septic quit firing on us we are on your side now  dohhhhhhh
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Re: Happy Evacuation Day!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2011, 04:05:30 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on November 25, 2011, 03:54:26 PM
It's a shame you guys don't realise that it was over a long time ago.  In fact i reckon some of you lot are still taking us out!  only you aptly call it 'friendly fire'   ffs

*pssst oi septic quit firing on us we are on your side now  dohhhhhhh


Ah HAA!! The clever Loyalist wench is trying to get us to lower our guard! :arrr:

Hoist that Limey Temptress from thy yard arm and... ummm.... ermmm... turn the other way whilst I punish her!!!  :eyebrows:   :whipped:
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Re: Happy Evacuation Day!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2011, 04:19:28 PM »
Quote from: Grease Monkey on November 25, 2011, 04:05:30 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on November 25, 2011, 03:54:26 PM
It's a shame you guys don't realise that it was over a long time ago.  In fact i reckon some of you lot are still taking us out!  only you aptly call it 'friendly fire'   ffs

*pssst oi septic quit firing on us we are on your side now  dohhhhhhh


Ah HAA!! The clever Loyalist wench is trying to get us to lower our guard! :arrr:

Hoist that Limey Temptress from thy yard arm and... ummm.... ermmm... turn the other way whilst I punish her!!!  :eyebrows:   :whipped:
Ooooooh i like being in a submissive position :truce: :truce: :booty:
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Re: Happy Evacuation Day!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2011, 04:26:26 PM »
I don't think much of anyone from my family was even here then.  My wife's family has been kicking around in North America since the pilgrim  days.
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Re: Happy Evacuation Day!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2011, 05:25:50 PM »
Yes.  We remember it as the last day New York gave a shit.
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Re: Happy Evacuation Day!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2011, 05:40:03 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 25, 2011, 11:55:06 AM
It's simple, by coming to America they automatically became more fat!  :autism:

 :indeed:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Happy Evacuation Day!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2011, 05:41:23 PM »
Quote from: Squidusa on November 25, 2011, 05:40:03 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 25, 2011, 11:55:06 AM
It's simple, by coming to America they automatically became more fat!  :autism:

 :indeed:

 Laugh it up, string bean, one day the metabolic goblins will get YOU too!   :hahaha:
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Re: Happy Evacuation Day!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2011, 05:55:17 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 25, 2011, 05:41:23 PM
Quote from: Squidusa on November 25, 2011, 05:40:03 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 25, 2011, 11:55:06 AM
It's simple, by coming to America they automatically became more fat!  :autism:

 :indeed:

 Laugh it up, string bean, one day the metabolic goblins will get YOU too!   :hahaha:

The genetic traits of my paternal side (which I already bear the most resemblance to) and my general proprtion of food disprove that.  :hahaha:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Happy Evacuation Day!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2011, 06:03:32 PM »
Quote from: Squidusa on November 25, 2011, 05:55:17 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 25, 2011, 05:41:23 PM
Quote from: Squidusa on November 25, 2011, 05:40:03 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 25, 2011, 11:55:06 AM
It's simple, by coming to America they automatically became more fat!  :autism:

 :indeed:

 Laugh it up, string bean, one day the metabolic goblins will get YOU too!   :hahaha:

The genetic traits of my paternal side (which I already bear the most resemblance to) and my general proprtion of food disprove that.  :hahaha:

 Doesn't matter which parent you resemble, the other parent may have passed on
 some little surprise gifts that you won't discover till you are middle-aged.  :P
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Re: Happy Evacuation Day!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2011, 06:09:28 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 25, 2011, 06:03:32 PM
Quote from: Squidusa on November 25, 2011, 05:55:17 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 25, 2011, 05:41:23 PM
Quote from: Squidusa on November 25, 2011, 05:40:03 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 25, 2011, 11:55:06 AM
It's simple, by coming to America they automatically became more fat!  :autism:

 :indeed:

 Laugh it up, string bean, one day the metabolic goblins will get YOU too!   :hahaha:

The genetic traits of my paternal side (which I already bear the most resemblance to) and my general proprtion of food disprove that.  :hahaha:

 Doesn't matter which parent you resemble, the other parent may have passed on
 some little surprise gifts that you won't discover till you are middle-aged.  :P
Then you'll hear "You look just like your great uncle Nigel who died before you where born"
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Re: Happy Evacuation Day!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2011, 06:11:54 PM »
Quote from: parts on November 25, 2011, 06:09:28 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 25, 2011, 06:03:32 PM
Quote from: Squidusa on November 25, 2011, 05:55:17 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 25, 2011, 05:41:23 PM
Quote from: Squidusa on November 25, 2011, 05:40:03 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 25, 2011, 11:55:06 AM
It's simple, by coming to America they automatically became more fat!  :autism:

 :indeed:

 Laugh it up, string bean, one day the metabolic goblins will get YOU too!   :hahaha:

The genetic traits of my paternal side (which I already bear the most resemblance to) and my general proprtion of food disprove that.  :hahaha:

 Doesn't matter which parent you resemble, the other parent may have passed on
 some little surprise gifts that you won't discover till you are middle-aged.  :P
Then you'll hear "You look just like your great uncle Nigel who died before you where born"

 That's right, Squiddy's a throwback!  :hahaha:
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Re: Happy Evacuation Day!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2011, 07:12:36 PM »
Quote from: parts on November 25, 2011, 06:09:28 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 25, 2011, 06:03:32 PM
Quote from: Squidusa on November 25, 2011, 05:55:17 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 25, 2011, 05:41:23 PM
Quote from: Squidusa on November 25, 2011, 05:40:03 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 25, 2011, 11:55:06 AM
It's simple, by coming to America they automatically became more fat!  :autism:

 :indeed:

 Laugh it up, string bean, one day the metabolic goblins will get YOU too!   :hahaha:

The genetic traits of my paternal side (which I already bear the most resemblance to) and my general proprtion of food disprove that.  :hahaha:

 Doesn't matter which parent you resemble, the other parent may have passed on
 some little surprise gifts that you won't discover till you are middle-aged.  :P
Then you'll hear "You look just like your great uncle Nigel who died before you where born"

I don't have a an uncle nigel :P

I get compared to my dad a lot however.

Quote from: couldbecousin on November 25, 2011, 06:11:54 PM
Quote from: parts on November 25, 2011, 06:09:28 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 25, 2011, 06:03:32 PM
Quote from: Squidusa on November 25, 2011, 05:55:17 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 25, 2011, 05:41:23 PM
Quote from: Squidusa on November 25, 2011, 05:40:03 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 25, 2011, 11:55:06 AM
It's simple, by coming to America they automatically became more fat!  :autism:

 :indeed:

 Laugh it up, string bean, one day the metabolic goblins will get YOU too!   :hahaha:

The genetic traits of my paternal side (which I already bear the most resemblance to) and my general proprtion of food disprove that.  :hahaha:

 Doesn't matter which parent you resemble, the other parent may have passed on
 some little surprise gifts that you won't discover till you are middle-aged.  :P
Then you'll hear "You look just like your great uncle Nigel who died before you where born"

 That's right, Squiddy's a throwback!  :hahaha:

Nope , have taken after my father in pretty much every genetic aspect.

I will never get fat.  :thumbup:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  
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