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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #30 on: November 23, 2011, 08:06:10 PM »
I have free bus and train travel to anywhere in Ireland. Makes people really jelly.

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 Like this? ----->   :lolwat:


 Hell yes, I am jealous.  Fucking leprechaun.  :finger: :P

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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #31 on: November 23, 2011, 08:07:30 PM »
Personally, I'm not into these high-hifalutin exotics. Right now, the sexiest car ever IMO is a red '92 Ford Mustang. Like this:



That's one of Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck" jokes.

"If your life's ambition is to own a Mustang, you might be a redneck".

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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #32 on: November 23, 2011, 08:09:41 PM »
i have no words





 :autism:

I like the 1970 original, with the 426 Hemi better.  :M

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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2011, 08:19:08 PM »
i have no words





 :autism:


I like the 1970 original, with the 426 Hemi better.  :M


said it before and ill say it again. im not a car person so dont even try me on engines. but that thing looks sexy as fuck, all i care about in a car is that it works, it looks good, and it can go a bit over highway speed as well as decent handling.

tbh though, i would rather own a fully functional M1 abrams than a nice sports car. sure you wouldnt legaly be able to drive it but if i decided to drive it to work theres not much they could do about it short of blowing up me and damaging/blowing up everything around me.

but the 70s model looks good as fuck.

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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #34 on: November 23, 2011, 08:25:01 PM »
Personally, I'm not into these high-hifalutin exotics. Right now, the sexiest car ever IMO is a red '92 Ford Mustang. Like this:



That's one of Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck" jokes.

"If your life's ambition is to own a Mustang, you might be a redneck".

 :lolwat:

Even if it's a Shelby GT500 or a Saleen?

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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #35 on: November 23, 2011, 08:25:36 PM »
i have no words





 :autism:


I like the 1970 original, with the 426 Hemi better.  :M


said it before and ill say it again. im not a car person so dont even try me on engines. but that thing looks sexy as fuck, all i care about in a car is that it works, it looks good, and it can go a bit over highway speed as well as decent handling.

tbh though, i would rather own a fully functional M1 abrams than a nice sports car. sure you wouldnt legaly be able to drive it but if i decided to drive it to work theres not much they could do about it short of blowing up me and damaging/blowing up everything around me.

but the 70s model looks good as fuck.

The new Challenger is based on the 1970 model. The new "Hemi" isn't even a real hemi, they just use the name for marketing purposes. The 426 Hemi was factory rated at 425 HP, but everyone knew that was under-rated. Some car magazine (Hot Rod IIRC) plucked one of those engines out and dyno tested it at 480 HP!!!  :o

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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #36 on: November 23, 2011, 09:08:56 PM »
I have free bus and train travel to anywhere in Ireland. Makes people really jelly.

*biggest fucking smug face ever*

 Like this? ----->   :lolwat:


 Hell yes, I am jealous.  Fucking leprechaun.  :finger: :P

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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #37 on: November 23, 2011, 09:17:17 PM »
Personally, I'm not into these high-hifalutin exotics. Right now, the sexiest car ever IMO is a red '92 Ford Mustang. Like this:



That's one of Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck" jokes.

"If your life's ambition is to own a Mustang, you might be a redneck".

 :lolwat:

Even if it's a Shelby GT500 or a Saleen?

An exception could be made in that case.  :M

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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #38 on: November 23, 2011, 11:36:40 PM »
Consider the M5, it looks interesting.

Have fun being a Big Massive Wanker! :G
She already is, she might as well be driving a BMW. Class envy much?  :hahaha: :laugh:

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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #39 on: November 24, 2011, 01:40:20 AM »
Not really. Over here people just call BMW drivers as "Big Massive Wankers", it is often not meant as an insult and stems from their driving ability than their actual BMW. :zoinks:

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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #40 on: November 24, 2011, 01:41:51 AM »
Not really. Over here people just call BMW drivers as "Big Massive Wankers", it is often not meant as an insult and stems from their driving ability than their actual BMW. :zoinks:
Buying more car than their ability?

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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #41 on: November 24, 2011, 01:46:08 AM »
:P

I really took the piss out of my brother Colin when he bought his. He's really reckless at driving and has fuck all points on his license now. :laugh:

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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #42 on: November 24, 2011, 02:03:29 AM »
:P

I really took the piss out of my brother Colin when he bought his. He's really reckless at driving and has fuck all points on his license now. :laugh:
I also have a brother called Colin,  and he is a bit wreckless too.
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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #43 on: November 24, 2011, 12:33:48 PM »
Not really. Over here people just call BMW drivers as "Big Massive Wankers", it is often not meant as an insult and stems from their driving ability than their actual BMW. :zoinks:
Buying more car than their ability?

That's often the case.

I have to deal with bad BMW drivers every time I go to Santa Barbara or Orange County.

The best product BMW makes is their motorcycles.  :M


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Re: Going to pick out my Christmas present tomorrow
« Reply #44 on: November 24, 2011, 09:15:16 PM »
"When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple...." :thumbup: