I'm with Adam, stupid shitty presumptive questions. They lead a child into a presupposed assumption about the world, not teach them to think critically about it.
I thought that the answers to the questions were absolutely hilarious and this is the "make someone laugh" thread, isn't it?
Well, you also think it's ok to mutilate babies' genitals, so I'm not surprised that indoctrination of impressionable and endangered young children makes you laugh...
The Emperor of Japan advertises for a new bodyguard. Three swordsmen apply: one is Japanese, one is Chinese, and one is Jewish. To test him, the Emperor lets a fly loose in the room and tells the Chinese swordsman to kill it. The swordsman sweeps down his blade and chops the fly in two. The Japanese swordsman is given the same test. He swings his sword twice and manages to cut the fly into quarters before it hits the ground. The Jewish swordsman is then given a fly. He chases it round the room, swings his sword a few times, then sits down with the fly buzzing round his head. ‘Why have you stopped?’ asks the Emperor. ‘The fly is still alive.’ ‘Yes,’ replies the Jewish swordsman. ‘But now it’s circumcised.’
