What's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?A pool table.
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Quote from: sg1008 on August 10, 2013, 05:27:11 PMI saw a woman who was incredibly beautiful. She had the sweetest smile and the most beautiful eyes. She came into the the icecream shop and as she and her guy friend left, and I chased after them and told her she was so beautiful and she did the cutest bashful smile; then I ran away like a shy 3 year old. I think she said something in reply, but I was already speeding away and didn't catch it.What a beauty. I wanted to ask her about her background....I suspect she is southeastern european....or some rare breed of german. I would not have been surprised if she had an accent...but of course, I ran away before I could hear her speak. You probably made her day, so shy and cute!
I saw a woman who was incredibly beautiful. She had the sweetest smile and the most beautiful eyes. She came into the the icecream shop and as she and her guy friend left, and I chased after them and told her she was so beautiful and she did the cutest bashful smile; then I ran away like a shy 3 year old. I think she said something in reply, but I was already speeding away and didn't catch it.What a beauty. I wanted to ask her about her background....I suspect she is southeastern european....or some rare breed of german. I would not have been surprised if she had an accent...but of course, I ran away before I could hear her speak.
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AMCan't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?It's there. It always was.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?
Quote from: odeon on August 11, 2013, 08:50:31 AMI'm back in Europe, at Heathrow airport waiting for my flight home. Why do you desperately want to go to Maryland?
I'm back in Europe, at Heathrow airport waiting for my flight home.
You mean Moominland
A hard, penetrating, cold, driving rain.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 13, 2013, 12:33:20 PMA hard, penetrating, cold, driving rain.That's what she--oh. Never mind.
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Quote from: Lit on August 11, 2013, 06:57:38 PMYou mean Moominland Life is tranquil there. Moomins lounge on porches drinking sweet tea!