A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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This was yesterday, but my paper was accepted for a conference.
Bought my old man a bottle of rum as his xmas present yesterday.Only I forgot to pick it up from the shops. I'd bought the mid-sized bottle, as I hadn't enough for a full size one.Told the manager I'd forgotten it, he was alright, and replaced it. Only he just handed me a 70cl bottle, not knowing which I'd bought. I'm sure as hell not correcting him
Quote from: odeon on December 22, 2012, 03:47:06 AMThis was yesterday, but my paper was accepted for a conference. That's awesome! Will you go to the conference to present the paper yourself?
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2012, 08:15:34 AMQuote from: odeon on December 22, 2012, 03:47:06 AMThis was yesterday, but my paper was accepted for a conference. That's awesome! Will you go to the conference to present the paper yourself? Yes, definitely. It's in February.
Quote from: odeon on December 23, 2012, 01:17:41 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2012, 08:15:34 AMQuote from: odeon on December 22, 2012, 03:47:06 AMThis was yesterday, but my paper was accepted for a conference. That's awesome! Will you go to the conference to present the paper yourself? Yes, definitely. It's in February. Do you get nervous presenting papers, or are you confident?
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 23, 2012, 01:45:09 AMQuote from: odeon on December 23, 2012, 01:17:41 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2012, 08:15:34 AMQuote from: odeon on December 22, 2012, 03:47:06 AMThis was yesterday, but my paper was accepted for a conference. That's awesome! Will you go to the conference to present the paper yourself? Yes, definitely. It's in February. Do you get nervous presenting papers, or are you confident? I'm confident. Sure, I am usually nervous right before my presentations, but the talks themselves are fun.
Quote from: odeon on December 23, 2012, 01:54:32 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 23, 2012, 01:45:09 AMQuote from: odeon on December 23, 2012, 01:17:41 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2012, 08:15:34 AMQuote from: odeon on December 22, 2012, 03:47:06 AMThis was yesterday, but my paper was accepted for a conference. That's awesome! Will you go to the conference to present the paper yourself? Yes, definitely. It's in February. Do you get nervous presenting papers, or are you confident? I'm confident. Sure, I am usually nervous right before my presentations, but the talks themselves are fun. I hope you have a great time. Which language will you use?
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 23, 2012, 01:55:35 AMQuote from: odeon on December 23, 2012, 01:54:32 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 23, 2012, 01:45:09 AMQuote from: odeon on December 23, 2012, 01:17:41 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2012, 08:15:34 AMQuote from: odeon on December 22, 2012, 03:47:06 AMThis was yesterday, but my paper was accepted for a conference. That's awesome! Will you go to the conference to present the paper yourself? Yes, definitely. It's in February. Do you get nervous presenting papers, or are you confident? I'm confident. Sure, I am usually nervous right before my presentations, but the talks themselves are fun. I hope you have a great time. Which language will you use? English.
Quote from: odeon on December 23, 2012, 01:56:16 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 23, 2012, 01:55:35 AMQuote from: odeon on December 23, 2012, 01:54:32 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 23, 2012, 01:45:09 AMQuote from: odeon on December 23, 2012, 01:17:41 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2012, 08:15:34 AMQuote from: odeon on December 22, 2012, 03:47:06 AMThis was yesterday, but my paper was accepted for a conference. That's awesome! Will you go to the conference to present the paper yourself? Yes, definitely. It's in February. Do you get nervous presenting papers, or are you confident? I'm confident. Sure, I am usually nervous right before my presentations, but the talks themselves are fun. I hope you have a great time. Which language will you use? English. It's cool to have options. I use English for everything'cuz it's all I know.