It's my son's birthday today. He's 18.
I think this is scary as hell but it's also a good thing.
As a special birthday present, did you let him wash the Jag?
He isn't old enough for THAT yet.
He did want to taste a beer, though, so we got him a Heineken (usually considered to be a harmless first beer). He tried a glass of it and said it tasted like earwax.