Neither do I. But I'm not opposed to poetic resonance.
Got any poems that will encourage them to post?
Hmm. We could try "This be the Verse" by Philip Larkin
Or "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carrol
For some reason (Well. the reason's pretty obvious in the former case
. It's the one that begins They fuck you up, your Mum and Dad..." ) Those two poems really appeal to Spazzes , even to the point that at least half of the spazzes whom I've met in my lifetime know one or the other (or even both) by heart . Seriously . (Guess which category
i come into?
)
Or we could try something like :
There was an old autie called Odeon
Who thought he might like a commodium
But his plans turned to crap
When a spazzer called Scrap
said , I thought that you meant a commode, Ian.
(real name disguised, cos it doesn't rhyme)
or maybe not.