Tomato sandwich? EW. Thats vile. Tomato most things are an offense against nature. I can drink tomato or beef and tomato soup, as long as there aren't chunks of anything but meat in it, and tomato paste/canned liquefied tomato as a base for a chili con carne [or chili con carnage if my dad cooks it, since he doesn't use fly agaric or peppery boletus or even shiitake mushrooms in it, but Agaricus button mushrooms. Which IMO are essential ingredients for a good chili, it being borderline possible to make chili without peppery boletus if its impossible to find any the previous year and they aren't currently both in season and fruiting somewhere you can find them and just cut them up fine and use them fresh, but no shiitake and no fly Amanita? its carnage and heresy, not chili)
