A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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And the car will be ready in 85 years or so.
Quote from: odeon on September 16, 2017, 01:55:43 AMAnd the car will be ready in 85 years or so. Nothing inspires an optimistic gopher like hope for the future.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 17, 2017, 10:52:19 AMQuote from: odeon on September 16, 2017, 01:55:43 AMAnd the car will be ready in 85 years or so. Nothing inspires an optimistic gopher like hope for the future. Betting you won't be allowed to drive it by then.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
The PR's cockles have been warmed. She says thank you to everyone.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on September 17, 2017, 08:49:21 AMThe PR's cockles have been warmed. She says thank you to everyone. She's a really good bowler.
My new can opener is very easy to use, unlike some I've had before.
Quote from: odeon on September 17, 2017, 11:30:14 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on September 17, 2017, 10:52:19 AMQuote from: odeon on September 16, 2017, 01:55:43 AMAnd the car will be ready in 85 years or so. Nothing inspires an optimistic gopher like hope for the future. Betting you won't be allowed to drive it by then. I'll be allowed to drive slow on the driveway.
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on September 18, 2017, 06:22:52 AM My new can opener is very easy to use, unlike some I've had before. I have 2 can openers, one "good" and one very, very basic. I couldn't find either one, so I was forced to try to open a can of beans with a church key opener. It's a fricking miracle I didn't cut my arm off. Managed to get the beans out, but it was a struggle.