Post something good that happened today, Parts Two

[odeon]

And they wouldn't hear an abnormally fat guy get stuck in the chimney? Yeah, right.

[Semicolon]

And they wouldn't hear an abnormally fat guy get stuck in the chimney? Yeah, right.

Perhaps he opens the flue with a pointed stick, or he covers himself with lard in order to slide down.

Didn't we already have this discussion?

['andersom']

And they wouldn't hear an abnormally fat guy get stuck in the chimney? Yeah, right.

Perhaps he opens the flue with a pointed stick, or he covers himself with lard in order to slide down.

Didn't we already have this discussion?

With lard he would sizzle nicely, if the fire was still on. Slow roast in the chimney. Dripping fat in the fire. Huge breakfast.
Throw another reindeer on the hearth, in case of many guests. And don't forget to serve the drinks of the sponsor, Coca Cola.

[Semicolon]

And they wouldn't hear an abnormally fat guy get stuck in the chimney? Yeah, right.

Perhaps he opens the flue with a pointed stick, or he covers himself with lard in order to slide down.

Didn't we already have this discussion?

With lard he would sizzle nicely, if the fire was still on. Slow roast in the chimney. Dripping fat in the fire. Huge breakfast.
Throw another reindeer on the hearth, in case of many guests. And don't forget to serve the drinks of the sponsor, Coca Cola.

Disturbing.

That assumes that the homeowners start fires in their fireplaces despite knowing that Santa will be coming.

['andersom']

And they wouldn't hear an abnormally fat guy get stuck in the chimney? Yeah, right.

Perhaps he opens the flue with a pointed stick, or he covers himself with lard in order to slide down.

Didn't we already have this discussion?

With lard he would sizzle nicely, if the fire was still on. Slow roast in the chimney. Dripping fat in the fire. Huge breakfast.
Throw another reindeer on the hearth, in case of many guests. And don't forget to serve the drinks of the sponsor, Coca Cola.

Disturbing.

That assumes that the homeowners start fires in their fireplaces despite knowing that Santa will be coming.

Responsible home owners will keep their house at a minimum temperature in winter, to keep the pipes from freezing. 

[Semicolon]

And they wouldn't hear an abnormally fat guy get stuck in the chimney? Yeah, right.

Perhaps he opens the flue with a pointed stick, or he covers himself with lard in order to slide down.

Didn't we already have this discussion?

With lard he would sizzle nicely, if the fire was still on. Slow roast in the chimney. Dripping fat in the fire. Huge breakfast.
Throw another reindeer on the hearth, in case of many guests. And don't forget to serve the drinks of the sponsor, Coca Cola.

Disturbing.

That assumes that the homeowners start fires in their fireplaces despite knowing that Santa will be coming.

Responsible home owners will keep their house at a minimum temperature in winter, to keep the pipes from freezing. 

If you heat your home with fireplaces, you probably have more than one. Just leave one unlit, and Santa can come through the chimney with no smoke.

['andersom']

And they wouldn't hear an abnormally fat guy get stuck in the chimney? Yeah, right.

Perhaps he opens the flue with a pointed stick, or he covers himself with lard in order to slide down.

Didn't we already have this discussion?

With lard he would sizzle nicely, if the fire was still on. Slow roast in the chimney. Dripping fat in the fire. Huge breakfast.
Throw another reindeer on the hearth, in case of many guests. And don't forget to serve the drinks of the sponsor, Coca Cola.

Disturbing.

That assumes that the homeowners start fires in their fireplaces despite knowing that Santa will be coming.

Responsible home owners will keep their house at a minimum temperature in winter, to keep the pipes from freezing. 

If you heat your home with fireplaces, you probably have more than one. Just leave one unlit, and Santa can come through the chimney with no smoke.

Our St Nic has kept up with the changes. In houses without a fireplace, with central heating, kids often place their shoes in the hall, close to the door.
At "pakjesavond" he either knocks on the window, to let you know a bag full of presents is standing in front of the door, or he comes to bring them personally. And he makes poems, for the recipients. Custom made poetry. Nothing beats that.

[renaeden]

Good thing happening for me today was that I found out I passed my unit for uni. A bad mark, but I still passed. So relieved I didn't fail because that would mean repeating the unit.

Next year I am doing two units at once. Don't know what I am letting myself in for.

[bodie]

 

Bah Humbug!  Fed up with the urchin going on and on about bloody christmas and a new xbox i finally snapped and said  "santa is dead, he electrocuted himself on his christmas lights" (which is another bone of contention)

How horrible am i?  bah humbug
It's ok i did say i was joking



the good thing today - i found out i am eligible for a new efficient central heating boiler from govt.   if i can get through the paper work and forms   

[Semicolon]

And they wouldn't hear an abnormally fat guy get stuck in the chimney? Yeah, right.

Perhaps he opens the flue with a pointed stick, or he covers himself with lard in order to slide down.

Didn't we already have this discussion?

With lard he would sizzle nicely, if the fire was still on. Slow roast in the chimney. Dripping fat in the fire. Huge breakfast.
Throw another reindeer on the hearth, in case of many guests. And don't forget to serve the drinks of the sponsor, Coca Cola.

Disturbing.

That assumes that the homeowners start fires in their fireplaces despite knowing that Santa will be coming.

Responsible home owners will keep their house at a minimum temperature in winter, to keep the pipes from freezing. 

If you heat your home with fireplaces, you probably have more than one. Just leave one unlit, and Santa can come through the chimney with no smoke.

Our St Nic has kept up with the changes. In houses without a fireplace, with central heating, kids often place their shoes in the hall, close to the door.
At "pakjesavond" he either knocks on the window, to let you know a bag full of presents is standing in front of the door, or he comes to bring them personally. And he makes poems, for the recipients. Custom made poetry. Nothing beats that.

Fatty fat Americans don't appreciate poetry.

What if you're not home?

[TheoK]

And they wouldn't hear an abnormally fat guy get stuck in the chimney? Yeah, right.

Not in fatty fat America 

['andersom']

And they wouldn't hear an abnormally fat guy get stuck in the chimney? Yeah, right.

Perhaps he opens the flue with a pointed stick, or he covers himself with lard in order to slide down.

Didn't we already have this discussion?

With lard he would sizzle nicely, if the fire was still on. Slow roast in the chimney. Dripping fat in the fire. Huge breakfast.
Throw another reindeer on the hearth, in case of many guests. And don't forget to serve the drinks of the sponsor, Coca Cola.

Disturbing.

That assumes that the homeowners start fires in their fireplaces despite knowing that Santa will be coming.

Responsible home owners will keep their house at a minimum temperature in winter, to keep the pipes from freezing. 

If you heat your home with fireplaces, you probably have more than one. Just leave one unlit, and Santa can come through the chimney with no smoke.

Our St Nic has kept up with the changes. In houses without a fireplace, with central heating, kids often place their shoes in the hall, close to the door.
At "pakjesavond" he either knocks on the window, to let you know a bag full of presents is standing in front of the door, or he comes to bring them personally. And he makes poems, for the recipients. Custom made poetry. Nothing beats that.

Fatty fat Americans don't appreciate poetry.

What if you're not home?

If you are not at home, St Nic will deliver the goods a day early or even a day late. Or, he will bring the gifts to where you are. Sometimes he does make 'mistakes' for the amusement of the children, for no one is perfect, not even St Nic. And then he will drop an extra present for a child in the house of a grandparent or friend. It just happens.

St Nic is less fat than Santa, that's because he has not been raised on Coca Cola. 

[TheoK]

 

[Semicolon]

And they wouldn't hear an abnormally fat guy get stuck in the chimney? Yeah, right.

Not in fatty fat America 

We need good hearing to catch a wild cheeseburger in its natural habitat.

And they wouldn't hear an abnormally fat guy get stuck in the chimney? Yeah, right.

Perhaps he opens the flue with a pointed stick, or he covers himself with lard in order to slide down.

Didn't we already have this discussion?

With lard he would sizzle nicely, if the fire was still on. Slow roast in the chimney. Dripping fat in the fire. Huge breakfast.
Throw another reindeer on the hearth, in case of many guests. And don't forget to serve the drinks of the sponsor, Coca Cola.

Disturbing.

That assumes that the homeowners start fires in their fireplaces despite knowing that Santa will be coming.

Responsible home owners will keep their house at a minimum temperature in winter, to keep the pipes from freezing. 

If you heat your home with fireplaces, you probably have more than one. Just leave one unlit, and Santa can come through the chimney with no smoke.

Our St Nic has kept up with the changes. In houses without a fireplace, with central heating, kids often place their shoes in the hall, close to the door.
At "pakjesavond" he either knocks on the window, to let you know a bag full of presents is standing in front of the door, or he comes to bring them personally. And he makes poems, for the recipients. Custom made poetry. Nothing beats that.

Fatty fat Americans don't appreciate poetry.

What if you're not home?

If you are not at home, St Nic will deliver the goods a day early or even a day late. Or, he will bring the gifts to where you are. Sometimes he does make 'mistakes' for the amusement of the children, for no one is perfect, not even St Nic. And then he will drop an extra present for a child in the house of a grandparent or friend. It just happens.

St Nic is less fat than Santa, that's because he has not been raised on Coca Cola. 

Santa drinks milk and eats cookies.

In various stores or malls, children can find Santa's helpers (who are dressed like Santa). There are opportunities for children to speak with Santa and tell him what they want, or to get their pictures taken with him.

[odeon]

And they wouldn't hear an abnormally fat guy get stuck in the chimney? Yeah, right.

Perhaps he opens the flue with a pointed stick, or he covers himself with lard in order to slide down.

Didn't we already have this discussion?

Probably, but this is I2. Wait and see, it will soon about what Caesar would have done in that chimney.