The urchin was off school due to teacher training. He has recently become a big fan of 'Ninja Warrior' don't know if any of you will have seen it but basically ninja warrior is a gruelling obstacle course.
So today, Ladies and Gentlemen, we had Ninja Warrior day in my living room. The floor was filled with imaginary murky water and was out of bounds. Moving around was fine as long as you didn't touch the floor. Furniture was transformed into obstacles and I even managed to get a big hook in the ceiling joist and we had a rope swing, too.
It was fun in a strange way.
The urchin is sleeping now and I have both feet on the ground again.